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skitter82

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posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:50am UTC
Dude, I just poured my heart out to you and you reply "oh lol". I hope you get hit by a bus! Then I'll be like "oh lol

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skitter82
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May 10, 2012 8:43am UTC
Wanna Hear a joke?
Alfonso Soriano is
Underpaid :)
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skitter82
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:47am UTC
You know you have an ex
when...
She still texts you on HER
Brithday
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cheerchic9711
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May 9, 2012 3:29pm UTC
Dear summer,
hurry the f*ck up.

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BravoSierra
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May 9, 2012 1:03pm UTC
My friend: Guess what I saw today?
Me: Everything you looked at?

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yousacutiee6969
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May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
Fell Off The Bed.
Face First.
10 S t i t c h e s .
Huge Scar On Forehead.
T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
nmf

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