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  1. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  2. omgshutup omgshutup
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 2:52pm UTC
    Funny Instruction Labels
    These are actual instruction labels on
    consumer goods:
    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)
    (Whose body?)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (but no peas?)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this..)
    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

  3. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    U&I may be together on the keyboard,
    but ever noticed how under that is
    J&K as in *just kidding*

  4. xoxo_iloveyoux3 xoxo_iloveyoux3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 4:53am UTC
    SOME ONE OUT THERE♥
    was meant to be the love of your life the
    one you can tell your dre ams to and he'll smile at
    you when you tell him, but h e'll never laugh he'll brush
    the hair out of your face, and he'll stare at you during a
    movie even though he paid $11 to see it. he'll call you to
    tell you how he couldn't stop thinking about you. and
    most importantly, he'll look right in your eyes and
    tell you that you are the most beautiful girl
    he's ever seen and for the first time
    in your life.. you'll believe it
    and that is what they
    mean by true
    love

  5. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 11:57pm UTC
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