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  1. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    when Witty Profiles is your secret website.
    But then, you find out a friend has it, and your like sh*t.
    First you tell her to keep it a secret
    then you ask for her username.
    BUT THEN! You realise you're already following her
    'cause she found your witty 3 months ago
    and you didn't even know it was her.
    Yeah now thats awkward.
    ^^this just happened

  2. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    My 8 year old brother's definition of 'drunk':
    "When you drink soooooo much beer that you go CRAZY!"

  3. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    **at Science Centre in the Space section**
    Dad: ..so planet Earth is in the Milky Way
    Me: yeah
    8 year old brother (in all seriousness): I thought there were cows in the Milky Way
    True Story

  4. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    September 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Today is the 6th of the 9th hehehehe
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  5. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 30, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #17
    Lindsay Lohan sued E-Trade for $100 million in 2010. Why?
    Because in a commercial they featured a 'milk-a-holic' named Lindsay.
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  6. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 29, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #16
    Over 60% of men and woman admit to using the social
    networking site, Facebook, to stalk their ex.
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  7. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #15
    A dragonfly has a lifespan of about 24 hours.
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  8. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #14
    Hawaii is moving closer to Japan at a rate of 4 inches every year
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  9. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #13
    At the their closest point, the United States & Russia are only 2.5 miles apart
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  10. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #12
    There are more people on Facebook, than there were people on the planet 200 years ago
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  11. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #11
    The Danish word for cond*m is 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel'
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  12. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #10
    Olympic gold medals are actually 92.5% silver
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  13. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #9
    Britney Spears has used the names "Ms.Abra Cadabra" &
    "Alotta Warmheart" to check into hotels without being recognied.
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  14. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 28, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #8
    Muhammad is the most common first name in the entire world
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  15. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #7
    DairyQueen, the ice cream brand, has its own clothing line.
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  16. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #6
    A used pair of Queen Elizabeth's underwear was sold on
    eBay for $18 000
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  17. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #5
    It takes 6 months to produce an episode of 'The Simpsons'
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  18. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #4
    One study suggest a cup of tea, comforatble pajamas and going to bed at exactly 10PM is the key to a perfect night's sleep.
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  19. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #3
    In Minnesota, a woman may face up to 30 years in prison
    for impersonating Santa Claus.
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  20. sing4themoment sing4themoment
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    August 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #2
    The "Tigon" is a cross between a male tiger & a female lion,
    while a cross between a female tiger & a male lion is a Liger.
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