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aml143
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January 18, 2012 6:44pm UTC

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THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when the Jenna Marbles face doesn't work..

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volleyballinsane4
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January 9, 2012 11:36pm UTC

She paints a pretty picture
but this picture has a twist you see..
her paintbrush is a razor
and her canvas is her wrist
she paints her pretty picture
in a color thats blood red
while using her sharp painbrush
she ends up finally dead
her pretty pictures fading
quite slowly on her arm
the blood is not racing through her
she can no longer do harm
she painted her pretty picture
but her picture had a twist you see
her mind was the razor
and her heart was just her wrist

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ZiZi123
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January 9, 2012 7:29pm UTC

It's almost like you had it planned.
Like you smiled, and shook my hand,
and thought; "I can't wait to screw her over"
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RachellaRingo32
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September 29, 2011 10:53pm UTC

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vicctorriaaax
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September 29, 2011 7:23pm UTC

I can't be the only one who remembers..
Missed Me Missed Me,
now you gotta kiss me. ♥

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September 29, 2011 10:47pm UTC

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jocelynn006
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September 29, 2011 7:31pm UTC

Roses are nice, violets are fine; You be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
nmf

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GreenieXD
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September 29, 2011 6:36pm UTC

We just got a new principle.
She is saying that no-one is allowed to have their hair dyed. If you have your hair; Pink/purple/red/plum/bleached blonde
then you have to dye it a natural colour. If you don't, they put you in a room on your own,
e v e r y d a y
until you dye it back.
She is also saying that all girls must grow their hair long, to make us look more girly.
She wants to turn us all into a bunch of freaking princesses.
What happened to individuality?
Fav if you think this is
W R O N G.
nmf:)

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BEACHYLOVE
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September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Your Parents:
“Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
would be lucky to date you.”
People on Witty:
“Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
and you’re soooo pretty.”
People in Real life:
“lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”

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