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  1. bubblewizxrd bubblewizxrd
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2016 4:41am UTC
    It's like the blind
    leading the blind,
    I'll hold your hand
    if you hold mine;
    Sometimes you gotta close your eyes if you wanna see the light.

  2. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    Recipes are like online dating websites. They never end up looking like the picture.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:34am UTC
    WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT
    INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DON'T LIKE THAT

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
    1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
    2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
    3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
    4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
    5. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
    6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
    7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
    8. Feeling like you might pee your pants.

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 8:25am UTC
    Hold your head high,
    DON'T EVER LET THEM DEFINE
    the light in your eyes.
    Love yourself, give 'em hell;
    YOU CAN TAKE ON THIS WORLD.
    You just stand and be strong
    and then fight like a girl;
    WITH STYLE AND grace,
    kick a. s. s and take names.

  9. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    isnt it ironic?
    we ignore the ones who adore us,
    adore the ones who ignore us,
    love the ones who hurt us,
    and hurt the ones who love us.

  10. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    *comes back to witty* *reads my old quotes* *cringes*

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:36pm UTC
    the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ãss with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

  14. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    I wouldn't change any part of me
    just to make you stay.

  15. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 11:42am UTC
    "You should not have to rip
    yourself into pieces
    TO KEEP OTHERS WHOLE." ♥

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    IF WE WERE MEANT TO STAY IN ONE PLACE,
    we'd have roots instead of feet.

  17. ughitsnikki ughitsnikki
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    I'm George WashingDONE with you.

  18. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 11:52pm UTC
    I still think that 2010 was like last year

  19. *I.Love.Unicorns** *I.Love.Unicorns**
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    So raise your glass
    if you're wrong in all
    the right ways
    ~P!nk~

  20. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 6:25pm UTC
    Hey wittians, so I know most of you won't care and that's fine but I had to get this off my chest because this isn't something that I can talk to my friends about. Well, a little over 4 months ago I lost my voice, like all you can hear is whispers when I talk. And for the first month or so I put up with all of the jokes and laughed about it with people as it wasn't the first time I had lost my voice around the time (it had just never been for so long), even some of the teachers joined in and I didn't mind, because it was funny. But then we're coming up to 2 months and I was getting annoyed that my voice still wasn't back and I had seen the doctor and she said it should come back on its own in a couple of weeks. But it didn't. The jokes now old and lame still carried on, and I took, because I know that they were just having a laugh and didn't realise that it was actually bothering me. 3 months and I have seen 2 more doctors, have medication and had blood taken. I have been referred to the hospital. How I have lost my voice for so long has puzzled the doctors and they aren't sure what is wrong. They said that I will have to wait and see what happens. Well now it's 4 months later and I finally have an appointment to go to hospital after waiting for 6 weeks and my mum calling and making another urgent referral. My point is that I might take the jokes and being made fun of, partly because it is kind of funny, and I know that most people don't mean anything by it. But guys, I am so scared to go to hospital. I'm not scared of hospitals or needles or anything like that, I'm scared of what they are going to say. What if I have something that they can't cure or fix or whatever? What am I supposed to do then? I just feel like I'm going to cry but I know that it won't help and it's so frustrating. And to put the cherry on the cake, one of my supposedly best friends has decided that he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore and is just completely ignoring me and acting like I don't exist and I'm trying not to let it get to me, but it is, it hurts so much knowing that he can just forget me that easily and act like we've never met. Anyway, story over. Thank you if you read that, if you didn't I don't blame you, but if you have any advice or anything I would be grateful. I'm not looking for sympathy, I just want to know that someone might know something that I don't. 

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