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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

  2. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. kitten7121 kitten7121
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the toilet
    Teacher: No, you only just had your lunch break. You should have gone then
    Me: B*tch, I didn't need to go then

  5. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Hey you! Yeah, you.
    ╔══╗░░░░╔╦╗░░╔═════╗ 
    ║╚═╬════╬╣╠═╗║░▀░▀░║ 
    ╠═╗║╔╗╔╗║║║╩╣║╚═══╝║ 
    ╚══╩╝╚╝╚╩╩╩═╝╚═════╝
    Because you deserve to♥

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Sometimes life isn't as easy as you want. Yout gotta struggle to get what you really want.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Nice outfit.
    did it come with a pole?

  8. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Facts #4
    More people a year are killed by coconuts than by sharks
    fave for series?

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Basically
    I wish that you loved me
    I wish that you needed me...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:38am UTC
    Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Yes
    Mom: I want to meet him !
    Me: Buy me backstage passed for his concert and we will both meet him
    nmq

  12. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:05am UTC
    me: *wakes up*
    2 hours later
    me: *gets out of bed*

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