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jimmy365
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January 3, 2013 8:07pm UTC

*passionatley sings the wrong words to a song*

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Feuerchen
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December 30, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Rapunzel opens her window: A prince climbs in.
Bella opens her window: Edward climbs in.
I open my window: A mosquito flies in.

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jimmy365
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January 5, 2013 7:31pm UTC

are you a magician because
abracaDAYUM
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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:27pm UTC

☁
clouds.
they are so freaking cool,
like they're literally
water puffs that float in the sky.
format jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:31pm UTC

✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼
rapunzel
was locked in a tower for 18 years and
even she can flirt what is wrong with me
✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼

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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jimmy365
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January 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 2:23pm UTC

at 1 am
my friend and i were talking and for
some reason we were talking about
languages and then just mid conversation i
stop and i look at her and say
“slurred language. slanguange. slang.”
and she stared back at me like she just
witnessed the creation of the universe.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC

brother: There's only one fruit roll up left. We're going to have to split it.
brother's friend: Okay...
brother's friend: Are we 'lady and the tramp'ing this?

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:36pm UTC

do authors cry when they
kill off a character or do they smile and laugh then have tea with satan

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC

instead of periods
can girls just get a text once
a month saying "you're
not pregnant have a nice day"
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randi*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 1:24pm UTC

If you ever need to make an essay longer:
CTRL + F and search for "."
Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They
are the exact same size but it causes the paper to be
significantly longer.
you're welcome.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:20pm UTC

i'm wearing a jacket because
10% i'm freezing
5% it'll be cold later
85% my mother feels cold.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:21pm UTC

band memeber: so how old are you?
me: how old do you need me to be

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC

When I'm Packing
Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
Me: Yep I'm ready.
Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
Me: AND MY COMPUTER
Me: AND MY HOUSE
Me: AND RUSSIA
Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:38pm UTC

some of you are actually really attractive.
like wtf are you doing on the internet bro?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
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animalove01
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Remember that episode of
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
when Zack finds out that
Mr. Moesby is Jango Darkblade,
and Zack is Moltak Firewind?
Crazy days.
Crazy.
Days.

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phee
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January 6, 2013 10:56am UTC

after school holidays when you pick up your pen and your just like
"how do you use this?"
anyone else?

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