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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Walshy
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January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Do you have a boyfriend?
Pshh yeah..
What's his name?
Waldo.
Where is he?
I'm still looking.

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twilightgirl995
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January 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC

The moment when
someone jokes about one of your insecurities
and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you

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Fixaheart
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January 8, 2012 9:35pm UTC

THERE IS NOW A BARBIE
DOLL THAT IS BALD TO SUPPORT KIDS
WITH CANCER.THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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nameyou2468
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January 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC

1800: Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
2011: Ay, yo! Romeo, where you at?!

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jimmy365
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January 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

☀
I don't care how old I am;
This is the freaking ice cream truck we're talking about.
jimmy365
my format!:)!

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC

so there's this boy...
& I would tell you
everything about him, but i'd be
afraid you'd fall in love with him too...

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torii46
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January 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Girl: Dear Diary,
I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
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Boy: Dear Diary:
I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

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crazygurl04
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Hannah Montana revealed her secret.
Zach and Cody finally graduated.
Alex is now the Russo family wizard.
My childhood has gone.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC

kiss me if I'm wrong but,
dinosaurs still exist right?♥
©livsbestfriendryan

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erikaajaguarr96
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January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 12:47pm UTC

Female.
Fe = iron.
Male = man.
Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC

there I was again tonight
forcing laughter, faking smiles
©livsbestfriendryan

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ShesInLove
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

giving your friend the
"What then heck is this?!"
look during a test.

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Admit it.
we all feel cool when we walk around the
mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mayday
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January 7, 2012 11:30am UTC

Trying to tell my parents a funny story, &
it turns into a life lesson.

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