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mbf5197
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August 21, 2011 12:33pm UTC

Toaster: I want you inside me ;)
Toast: That's hot!

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Candyluvr123
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August 21, 2011 12:36pm UTC

People always
say "We should hang out."
to me over the summer.
&
we never do.

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XxheyitsmeeexX
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August 21, 2011 12:46pm UTC

TRUTH IS: Your soo pretty and nice, we should
hangout some time!
But what I really mean is: Go die in a hole! Oh
and you're ugly.
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Pearlonthesea
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August 19, 2011 5:42pm UTC

I missed you
Witty

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missygirl77
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August 16, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Cool story, bro.
Tell that one at a party
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loveyoux54321
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August 16, 2011 8:50pm UTC

They say happiness is right
around the corner.
Well... too bad the world is round...
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amazinggrace1822
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August 16, 2011 8:51pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you go into your closet looking for Narnia, but instead you find Monsters Inc.
nmq

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love_begins
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August 16, 2011 8:55pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your in a public bathroom
and people can see through your bathroom stall .

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raachelx259
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August 16, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Dora is a toddler,
and she's fluent in 2 languages
when I was her age, I couldn't even make
chocolate milk
♥

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xXxgummybearxXx
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August 16, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Me: if my life were to be put into a movie, it'd be a comedy,
a tragedy, and a drama all put in one
friend: what about action?
me: have ninjas ever popped up in my kitchen when i
was cooking up bacon with jackie chan? no!
friend: ........oh

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