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 Me: if my life were to be put into a movie, it'd be a comedy,



a tragedy, and a drama all put in one





friend: what about action?





me: have ninjas ever popped up in my kitchen when i



was cooking up bacon with jackie chan? no!





friend: ........oh
















 
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Me: if my life were to be put into a movie, it'd be a comedy,

18 faves · Aug 16, 2011 8:04pm

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