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tlbparamore

1. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:13am UTC
   Looking at people that you used to be
   close friends with & singing
   'Somebody That I Used to Know'.
   
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2. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:04am UTC
   Looking at people that you used to be
   close friends with & singing
   'Somebody That I Used to Know'.
   
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3. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   Someone should sue
   Kidz Bop
   for ruining almost every song ever made.
   
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4. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
   this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
   its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
   send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
   tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If
   you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥
   
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5. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   So I told my younger cousins that every time they kiss a boy, a fairy dies.
   10 Year Old: "I've made one fairy die, but it was an accident, I swear!"
   5 Year Old: "Tiiinnnnkkkeeerrrrbeeellll!"
   
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6. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   Me: Hey I just met you
   Cop:
   Me: and this is crazy
   Cop:
   Me:
   Cop:
   Me: But I like donuts
   Cop:
   Me: So share with me maybe?
   
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7. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   ------------
   *crush is drinking water*
   me: I see you're drinking Aqua-fine-a ;)
   crush:
   me:
   me: ...did I say that out loud?
   ------------
   my quote/ nmf
   
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8. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   The Hunger Games
   +
   Arrow Roulette
   =
   EPIC AWESOMENESS
   
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9. tlbparamore
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 11:14am UTC
   The Titanic sank 100 years ago on April 15, 1912.
   Can I get 1,517 faves for the 1,517 people who died?
   You are gone but not forgotten♥
   
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10. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Katniss: sometimes I just want to run away
    Peeta: here we go...
    Katniss: grab my bow and kill Seneca Crane...
    Peeta: Katniss....
    Katniss: we chewed these up, and spit them out
    Katniss: cause they were poison in our mouthes
    Katniss: you gave me bread
    Peeta: Katniss, can't you get over that?
    Katniss: you threw it out
    Katniss: that was then and this is now
    Peeta:
    Katniss: ...Cato and Clove might snap your bones, but they're not gonna break my boo-oowww....
    Peeta: Katniss just stop.
    My quote, but not my format.
    
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11. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:53am UTC
    peeta: we were at the reaping when we first met
    katniss: not again!
    peeta: you'd hunt outside the district, and I'd bake some bread
    katniss: peeta...
    peeta: and on the chariot, I tried to hold your hand
    katniss: ...
    peeta: ...in the arena, I was almost dead, you nursed me back to health despite the world
    peeta: in the Hunger Games, I tried to make you stay, but you were the one that got away...
    katniss: I just went to the feast!
    
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12. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC
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    Sto p calling yourself hot.
    The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
    ----------------------------------
    
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13. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Google
    the awesomest movie ever
    Did you mean: The Hunger Games?
    nmf/.
    
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14. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Hunger Games Quotes on Witty:
    My Hunger Games Quote: 2 faves
    Top Quoter's Hunger Games Quote: 233564 Faves
    
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15. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    *In class reading The Birds*
    *bird lands on window*
    Class:0_0
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    You sir, have very sexy abs...
    Therefore, I WILL touch them.♥
    
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17. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    *Me in Class*
    "So Katniss and Peeta get married.
    They have two kids. They should totally like, put their names together, and like name the kids...
    It would be, like, Kata and Pe- nevermind... "
    
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18. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:31pm UTC
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    You know how the time flies---
    only yesterday was the time of our lives
    ~Adele ♥
    -------------------------------
    nmf
    
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19. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    If cats were people before they turned into cats,
    My cat is probably the insane psycho killer who escaped from the mental asylum and began chasing its own tail.
    
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20. tlbparamore
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    nerd: Did it hurt when you fell from the ho tree and banged every guy on the way down?
    ho:
    
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