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  1. erin_colleen erin_colleen
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Fave if your getting hit by Hurricane Irene.

  2. samanthalaughs samanthalaughs
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    who's ready to get their
    funeral on?
    sorry, death makes me weird..
    ~ grownups
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. LiveIT13 LiveIT13
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    So I was in the car with my best friend
    and i was imitating this weird dance i saw someone doing
    Little did i know
    there were these insanely hot guys in the car next to us.
    They were watching me
    When i turned around to see them they were laughing
    So i hid, embarrassed out of my mind
    My friend told me that when the one guy saw me, he smiled, and then started dancing with me.
    it would only happen to me

  5. idontgiveaneff idontgiveaneff
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:01pm UTC
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  6. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    spongebob: remember patrick,
    FLATTER the customer.
    *knocks on door*
    customer: hello?
    patrick: I LOVE YOU♥

  7. findingnemo findingnemo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    i wish i had a twin.
    that way, if i wanted to see if something
    looked good on me,
    i could just put it on her ♥
    nmf

  8. LoveThatWasLost LoveThatWasLost
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song!
    Our
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G
    song!
    sss

  9. Jessayyxo33 Jessayyxo33
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    When friends make plans and then cancel on you last minute.

  10. giggles54xx giggles54xx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    Heyy
    Hii
    Whats up?
    Nm you?
    Same
    Cool.
    Who else hates conversations like this?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 10:49pm UTC
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  13. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Hello, welcome to McDonalds,*
    How may we mess up your order?

  14. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Want to know something?
    Sure, why not! (:
    When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change.
    Yeah, because I got that boom boom pow, them chickens jacking my style!
    You totally just ruined the moment here.
    nmf & nmq.

  15. x3TheStoryOfUs x3TheStoryOfUs
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    DEAR VENDING MACHINES,
    SORRY MY DOLLAR BILLS AREN'T STRAIGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU.
    sincerely, stop being so homophobic.

  16. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    (>' -' ) >
    Does someone need a hug?
    ( - _ - )
    Don't touch me.

  17. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    I can't tell a whole story without saying
    "And I was like"
    at least once.

  18. verymadison4 verymadison4
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Disagreeing with someone
    Just to annoy them

    nmf

  19. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Mom can I.....
    NO.

  20. KatSaysRawrr KatSaysRawrr
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:25pm UTC
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