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bella89998
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December 21, 2008 2:32pm UTC

:¨·.·¨:
`·.·´ I live my life C R A Z Z Y
And love every second of it
:¨·.·¨:
`·.·´

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sweet_stough21
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December 17, 2008 8:51am UTC

Derick:
I guess we are the left-overs in this world.
Lily:
I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.
Derick:
Yup, I don't know what to do.
Lily:
I know! We'll play a game.
Derick:
What game?
Lily:
I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
and you will be my boyfriend.
Derick:
That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do
much for the following few weeks.
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie
and they both are touched by the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House.
Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
The fortune teller said:
"My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37 pm:
Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.
Derick:
I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.
Lily:
An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.
Derick:
Wait for me.
20 minutes later
A stranger approached Lily
Stranger:
Are you a friend of Derick?
Lily:
Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger:
A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.
11:57 pm:
The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.
Doctor:
We found this in Derick's pocket.
Lily reads the letter and it says:
Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
I love you, Lily.
Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:
"Derick! I don't want you to die-
I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12...
Derick's heart stopped pumping...
It was the 30th day. )':
not mine...
i think it is so sad
='(
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December 14, 2008 9:39pm UTC

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penguinprnc09
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December 15, 2008 4:52pm UTC

Rules of Love
Kiss on the lips ~ I love you
Kiss on the ear ~ You're special
Kiss on the nose ~ Laughter
Kiss on the cheek ~ Friendship
Kiss on the forehead ~ I'll comfort you
Kiss on the shoulder ~ You're wonderful
Kiss anywhere else ~ Be careful
Playing with hair ~ I can't live without you
Holding hands ~ Happiness
Arms around waist ~ I need you
A hug ~ I care
Nibbles on ear ~ Start warming up
Smile at eachother ~ I like you
Raising eyebrow ~ Just flirting
Looking around ~ Hiding true feelings
Tender kiss on the side of youre lips ~ You're mine
Staring at lips ~ I want you to kiss me
Tear drop ~ I'm losing you
Crying ~ I lost you

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usernamex
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December 14, 2008 9:21pm UTC

SCREW SUGAR AND SPICE
MY GIRLS ARE MADE FROM VODKA AND ICE

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lovebuggg321
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December 15, 2008 6:24pm UTC

. F u n n y . t h i n g s . t o . d o . i n . a n . e l e v a t o r .
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and go over the rules with everyone.
^^can you say fun?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MICHELLITA101
posted a quote
December 14, 2008 6:47pm UTC

TWhat's the difference between snow girls and snow boys?T
TSnowballs.

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beccaandemmax2
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December 14, 2008 8:52am UTC

Blonde 1: Which is farther-- the moon or Florida?
Blonde 2: Florida-- duh! Can you see Florida from here!?
Blonde 1: Oh..That makes sense!
*haha love that :]
Make prettier...

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atxQTxoxo
posted a quote
December 14, 2008 4:09am UTC

I am [Thankful]
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.
FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.
FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM
[[ ALIVE]]

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randomvampire17
posted a quote
December 14, 2008 7:29pm UTC

Have you ever wondered...
who would cry
if you died right now?

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wildheartsxx
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December 14, 2008 7:43pm UTC

I Want To Meet A Guy;
who would'nt be scared to laugh at me& call me
a loser when i do something dumb. a guy that'd
run up behind me and cover my eyes and ask
me to guess who he is, even though its pretty
obvious. a guy who would hide behind a corner
and jump out to scare me, so he'd have a reason
to hold me. a guy that would leave me numberous
voicemails, just cause. a guy that'd call to wake
me up in the morning, cause he wants to be the
1st one to hear me eachday. a guy that would never let go
of my hand. a guy that would look me in the eyes
and tell me he loves me, and mean it. <3
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Tristaaa_Michele21
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December 9, 2008 9:12am UTC

Me: Boom Boom Boom I want you in my room we can spend the night together now until forever.
Me: haha :)
My Crush: wow that is sooo olddd lol
My Crush: I'm so addicted to all the things you do when your going down on me in between the sheets, all the
sounds you make with every breath you take, it's unlike anything when your loving me.. :D
Me: Reallyyy? :)
My Crush: I really don't know maybe you should go down on me and I'll tell you :p
Me: I'm sorry but I want my first time to be with someone special....who sorta kinda maybe likes me...
My Crush: Are you trying to say I'm not special?!?! and your right I don't like you..
Me: No your really special I wouldn't be where I am without you... and I know you don't like me :( thats why I
won't do that with you..
My Crush: so you'd do that with someone who likes you and not someone who loves you?
Me: huh?!
My Crush: I don't like you one bit! I absolutely LOVE you.. :~l
^
this was an actual convo. :)
(change the colors)

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iluvgiraffes4lif3
posted a quote
December 8, 2008 7:43pm UTC

SO STICK THAT
in YOUR
JUICE BOX &&
SUCK IT.

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iluvgiraffes4lif3
posted a quote
December 8, 2008 8:34pm UTC

girl- talk to her
boy- she won't ever like me.
girl- (</3) of course she will. ur amazing (not kidding *sigh*)
boy- i just want her to know how i feel
girl- then tell her
boy- she won't like me...
girl- how do you know that?
boy- i can just tell
girl- well just tell her (i really don't want to talk about this anymore!)
boy- what should i say?
girl- tell her how much you like her!
boy- i tell her something like tht all the time
girl- what do u mean? (omg could this really be me?)
boy- i'm always with her. i love her
girl- i no how u feel .i have tht same problem. but he'll never like me... (you)
boy- wait who do you like?
girl- oh some boy (you!)
boy- she won't like me either
girl- who wouldn't like you? i mean i ily ( not kidding i really do!)
boy- ily too
girl- so are you going to talk to her? (so we can please get off the subject)
boy- i just did
girl- (OMG!)
don't you wish it could be like this?

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XxGohdeexX
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December 7, 2008 7:40pm UTC

And whats the point of putting blush on
when everytime i see him i blush on my own?

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sexiimeMEme
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December 5, 2008 1:07pm UTC

It's the same STORY
just a different CHAPTER.

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sexiimeMEme
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December 6, 2008 11:11am UTC

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sexiimeMEme
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December 6, 2008 11:39am UTC

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