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  1. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Boys should come
    with a warning
    lable.
    CAUTION:
    I will flirt with you,
    text you 24/7,
    lead you on,tell you that
    I love you,then I'll ignore you,
    flirt with other girls,break your heart,
    and
    never talk to you again.♥

  2. smf233 smf233
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Dear Fork,
    I know I haven't talked to much since I ran away with the dish but, I have something to tell you. You have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
    Love always,
    Spoon

  3. chelsadels chelsadels happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:06pm UTC
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  4. freckleface2785 freckleface2785
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    top 10 names, that you should name your kid to ruin their life.
    1) Ben Dover
    2) Holden MaGroin
    3) Hugh Jass
    4)Justin Time
    5)Anita Bath
    6)Noah Fence
    7) Matt Trez
    8) Ivana Tinkle
    9)Mike Hunt
    10) Sheik Yabooty
    2

  5. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  6. whatabeautifulmess whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    why did the cactus cross the road?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken.

  7. x0Jeenniieex0 x0Jeenniieex0
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    on a scale between 1-100 how mature are you?
    ..69

  8. thatgirl4 thatgirl4
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  9. Liv13 Liv13
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you lose an argument...


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  11. JENNANiCOLE JENNANiCOLE
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:07pm UTC
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  12. UnLogicalLogic UnLogicalLogic
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    October 4, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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  13. Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
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    I'm Just a little bit caught in the middle,
    life is a maze
    and love is a little lie
    i don't know where to go can't do it alone iv im just a girl
    caught in the moment.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


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  15. loveyualways loveyualways
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    don't fav this quote.
    d o n t h i g h l i g h t i t e i t h e r ( ;;

  16. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    facebook is like the fridge.
    you know there is nothing new but you check it anyway.
    nmf.

  17. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:54am UTC
    My girlfriend's name is sleep
    and I get some every night. ;)

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Some people just need
    A high-five.
    In the face.
    With a chair.

  19. NicoleMariexo6 NicoleMariexo6
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Did you know...
    when a guy see's a girl he finds attractive
    he stares at her for 8.2 seconds

  20. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Your Parents:
    “Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
    would be lucky to date you.”
    People on Witty:
    “Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
    and you’re soooo pretty.”
    People in Real life:
    “lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”

:)

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