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whatabeautifulmess

1. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   the only thing that keeps me from
   breaking you in half
   is that I don't want two of you around.
   
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2. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 4:34pm UTC
   And it is not true love that I'm hoping I will find.
   No, the truth is that I just don't want to be alone tonight. ♥
   
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3. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   internet attention span:
   Open a new tab.......forget why.
   
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4. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   life is short,
   smile while you still have teeth.
   
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5. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 8:09pm UTC
   "Studies show intelligent girls get more depressed,
   because they know what the world is really like"
   -Emilie Autumn
   
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6. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   I can't tell if I'm
   hungry or bored.
   typical.
   
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7. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 3:25pm UTC
   life is short,
   smile while you still have teeth.
   
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8. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   he already ruined your mascara,
   don't let him ruin your life.
   
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9. whatabeautifulmess
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2011 8:52pm UTC
   it's a joke,
   not a dick.
   don't take it too hard.
   
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10. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    what has two wings and a halo?
    a Chinese phone...
    *wing wing* Halo?
    
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11. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    I said maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.
    and after all,
    you're my wonderwall.
    
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12. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    all guys should learn from mario bros.
    No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her. ♥
    
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13. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    WHEN YOU TURN ELEVEN,
    AND YOU DON'T RECEIVE A LETTER FROM HOGWARTS.
    NMQ
    
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14. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    why did the plane crash?
    Because the pilot was a muffin.
    
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15. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    you call it lazy,
    I call it selective participation.
    
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16. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    SO I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK,
    AND THERE WAS A PICTURE
    OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON ON THE SCREEN
    MY GRANDPA WALKS IN AND ASKS,
    IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
    
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17. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    when i'm upset and
    someone hugs me,
    tears automatically start pouring down my face.
    
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18. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    why did the cactus cross the road?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken.
    
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19. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    You are what you eat?
    Oh, well that's awkward..
    because you're a dick.
    nmq
    
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20. whatabeautifulmess
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    The other day I
    looked up at the sky & noticed how beautiful it looked.
    Then I thought;
    "oh yeah, it's because your up there.."
    fave if you've lost someone who meant so much to you .... ):
    creds to foreveryounggx3
    
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