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  1. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    love has no age limit.
    it's not like alcohol or something.
    i mean, when i was 3, i loved my teddy bear.
    the only difference now is that my teddy bear
    is 6 feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes,
    he can walk and talk, and i think
    he loves me back.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    You got designer shades, just to hide your face
    and you wear them around like you're cooler than me, but reality check bìtch no one's cooler than me.

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Exit the womb they said.
    Life will be great they said.

  4. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Those songs
    that give you tons of memories,
    and make you
    →cry.

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    I wasn't wearing
    makeup
    My hair was down, but it wasn't straightened;
    I was too tired to deal with the curly, frizzy mess.
    We stopped at a gas station, where 2 guys told me I was beautiful.
    No one ever tells me that. even when I try to look presentable.
    The crazy thing?
    When I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror,
    I actually believed them

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Friend: i think my cat is allergic to cats
    Me: that sounds pretty CATASTROPHIC
    Friend: i hope you get arrested for that

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
    Better than the Kanye Rest.
    This is no Kanye Jest.
    We are all Kanye Blessed.
    I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
    Why is this even happening?
    You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
    Follow me. :)

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    *Me if I ever become famous*
    Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
    Me: It's very vague in my memory.
    Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
    Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
    Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
    Interviewer: Yes?
    Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
    Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
    Me: Very tragic.
    Interviewer: ...inspiring

  9. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I have a habit of falling
    in love with strangers
    whom I see at
    the train station;
    and characters in the
    books that make
    my heart ache.
    (DS)

:)

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