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secretwitty5

1. secretwitty5
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   Bad Luck Brian #1
   Looks on the bright side. Burns his retina.
   Fav for series
   
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2. secretwitty5
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   June 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   Duck tape is like a force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. NMQ
   
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3. secretwitty5
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   June 14, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   What do you call dog with no legs?
   Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!
   NMQ
   
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4. secretwitty5
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   June 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. NMQ
   
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5. secretwitty5
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   May 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side, and the right side
   NMQ
   
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6. secretwitty5
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   May 10, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   Worst excuse for not doing your homework is: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from!
   NMQ
   
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7. secretwitty5
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   May 10, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do!!
   
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8. secretwitty5
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   May 10, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   WHO ELSE REMEMBER 1, 2, 3 NOT IT BUT NOT BEING READY SO HAVING TO START ALL OVER AGAIN
   
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9. secretwitty5
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   May 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   SOMEBODY WANNA HELP I HAVE A LITTLE DILEMA....PLEASE COMMENT
   
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10. secretwitty5
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    May 10, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    & who else remembers 1, 2, 3, NOT IT....wait i wasn't ready....1, 2, 3 NOT IT
    
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11. secretwitty5
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    May 9, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    SAME
    
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12. secretwitty5
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    May 9, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    If your going to be two-faced at least make one pretty.......
    
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13. secretwitty5
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    April 12, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    EVERYTHING IS FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET IN TROUBLE THEN ITS HILLARIOUS
    
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14. secretwitty5
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    April 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Please I need your help! okay so i have liked this kid for 3 years and he likes me too. lately i dont know if he likes me back or not. if i found out he doesint even if i didnt show it i would be crushed. even though sometimes i dont show it he means the world to me. i know i seem to young for these problems but if any of you can help please comment. also if you have these problems i will try to help also!
    Thanks guys! love you
    
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15. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    If you die in a elevator, be sure you push the up botton!
    NMQ
    
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16. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    loved you once
    love you still
    always have
    always will
    nmq
    
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17. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    BALLS *BOY STANDING RIGHT THERE* UHHH UMMM SOCCERBALLS, BASEBALLS, VOLLEYBALLS DUHHHH
    
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18. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T AGREE WITH EACHOTHER SOMETIMES SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BESTFRIEND, SHES MY OTHER HALF, THE ONE PERSON I CAN ALWAYS TRUST AND TELL ANYTHING TO...AT THE END OF THE DAY THATS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS , RIGHT?
    <33333333
    
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19. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOUR FRIENDS... BECAUSE ONE DAY THEY MIGHT NOT BE THERE AND YOU WILL REGRET IT!
    
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20. secretwitty5
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    April 9, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    LISTENING TO MUSIC AND REALIZING YOU CAN SOMEHOW RELATE IT TO A PART OF YOUR LIFE
    
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