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  1. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    your not a bad b*tch
    you just look bad b*tch
    nmq

  2. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    mom,
    why do you feel the need to always repeat yourself 18 times.. okayy i get it you want me to do something...last time we both checked i wasnt def
    sincerely,
    kids

  3. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    DON'T TELL ME YOUR SORRY BECAUSE YOUR NOT, BABY WHEN I KNOW YOUR ONLY SORRY YOU GOT CAUGHT
    - TAKE A BOW- RIHANNA

  4. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    see your neighbor drive by and not knowing weather to....
    1. look away
    2. wave and smile awkwardly
    3. chase the car down the street and start a conversation trying to give off a "neighborly vibe'

  5. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    the most awkward thing in life is when theres a cute baby next to you with it's mom and you smile at them and they both look at you like your a creeper..and all i'm thinking is wow just trying to be friendly

  6. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:58am UTC
    why when I come up with an idea does it run sooooo much smoother in my head?

  7. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    anyone else not a directioner?

  8. secretwitty5 secretwitty5
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    That moment when you make awkward eye contact with the guy in the car next to you. So you just pretend to look up and say "ahh that's a nice mountain range"

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