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  1. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    And if you decide,
    to run and to hide,
    I would just like you
    to know; so can I.

  2. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Didn't you know that if you say: "Didn't you know?"
    It technically translates to: "Did not you know?"
    Instead of what we actually mean: "Did you not know?"

  3. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    Me: Aye babe. Are you malignant because I swear you'll spread to everyone.
    My friend: *Slaps me and walks away quickly*
    And that's why I shouldn't try to flirt with people.

  4. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 5:00am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    I remember the day I met you on {a game}. I saw
    you, and I liked you automatically. I went and asked
    you out, but you said no. I’m guessing you had a
    girlfriend already. So, I added you to my friend’s list,
    just incase. I didn’t talk to you much after that, don’t
    know why. One day, you were one of my friend’s
    online, and my other friends were making me feel upset,
    so I came and talked to you. I remember talking to you
    and your shirt was off, so I asked why. Your response
    was something along the lines, “Because I’m sexy and
    girls like it.” and I laughed. I thought it was cute. After
    that, I started hanging out with you more, and I liked
    that. I thought we weren’t going to date, cause I thought
    you had a gf, so I dated [yuckbutt]. Eh, I liked him at
    the time, but I started falling for you more. I remember
    the day I was getting “married” to him, and I put on my
    wedding dress , and asked you how I looked. I
    remember you told me, “You look beautiful.” and that
    made me so happy. I asked you to be my twin, cause I
    thought it would make us more close, comfortable to
    say stuff, and to have fun more. You said yes, and I
    almost exploded inside because I was happy. Then I
    had this affair thingy with Josh, which was weird tbh,
    and we were as close as could be. I remember on
    September 17, 2013, we were talking, i forgot about
    what, but all I remember is you got up, kissed me, and
    asked me to be your girlfriend. My stomach was like
    bombed with butterflies and I was SO happy. I said
    yes, and everything was great. Then we started fighting,
    and broke up a few times. Then, you got kidnapped
    and I didn’t even find out ‘til moments before you got
    back. When you did get back, I hugged you, but a bit
    to tight and you pushed me away. Then, the next day
    you went into a coma. I was upset. Then, you woke up.
    I was the happiest person ever, but you forgot who I
    was. I don’t know how, but you remembered after a bit.
    Then you got cancer, that was really depressing for me.
    Then you got your heart transplant and you’re still here
    today, but I still have my worries. You don’t like it
    when I worry, but I would just prefer it being a good
    best friend. Yes, we’ve had our ups and downs, and I’m
    sorry for that. Look, as I said the other day, I love you.
    Best friend, boyfriend, anything. Forever and always.
    We will always be there for each other. If something
    ends up happening to you, sure, my soul will die, but
    yours will live inside me. You’re my bestest friend ever.
    Nobody has understood me like you have. You are the
    only one I can tell literally everything to. Yeah, I have
    a few things I haven’t told you, and if you want to
    know, just ask kindly and I’ll tell you. You are always
    on my mind, and forever will be. I believe in you.
    You’re strong. I love you S. D. S, Forever and
    Always.
    ~Ave

  5. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    So me and my best friend's song is True Friend by Hannah Montana because we're better than you.

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    I wanna sleep,
    and shower,
    and let it all
    sour. I wanna
    sleep, and
    shower, and
    let it all sour.
    Oh woah oh
    woaahh oh
    woah woah.
    Oh wooaaah
    oh woah oh
    woah woah.

  7. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    So I was trying to think of a good joke and the only thing I could
    literally think of is if some shapes got in a fight, that one of them
    would eventually have to yell out, "I cylinder!"
    As in like, "I surrender!"
    Yeah, I'm that bad.
    Guise halp me plz.

  8. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    me: *thinks of a really clever quote I'd get a lot of faves on*
    me:
    me: *forgets it*
    me:
    me: DAMMIT

  9. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:29am UTC
    I knew you were trouble when you
    told me you didn't like nutella whut.

  10. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 8:39am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    I am so proud of myself ^o^
    I haven't made my profile by myself in a LONG time.
    But last night, I did and I'm so happy c:
    Like... This makes me literally so happy.
    I also did music4ever's profile.
    Could you please go to my page and tell me if it is bad or not?
    Thanks :)

  11. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:37am UTC
    So at one point in my life,
    me and my best friend called each other Agent Blu and Agent Poodytat,
    and we made dresses out of literal black trash bags and duct tape.
    We then continued to do what is now called "snapchatting",
    but used multimedia messages, with flip phones - I might add -
    and we basically made up a criminal and his son, RJ and JR - get it?
    We made up a story about their antics as we sent pictures to one another.
    Jr. = Junior. Haha, so clever. We even made our own drink! Lovely.
    Not even going to tell ANYONE what we named it, too embarrassing.
    Just... putting that out there...

  12. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    Today is my 2-year Witty Anniversary
    Yeah, I've been through so much on here.
    I've been through the fights, the threat for Witty being shut down, I've been here for a lot. I found this website by my friend who doesn't come on here anymore. She moved away last year, so I have not seen her either.
    The first quote I read and that I remember was:
    "Single Bells Single Bells, Single All The Way. Oh What Fun It Is To Not Have A Boyfriend On This Magical Holiday, Hey!"
    I bet lot's of you don't care, but I want more people to join witty and celebrate their anniversary's too. So, please do me a favor. Make a banner or something, flyers, anything and put them in the stalls or something. Steve would appreciate it, I would too. You don't even have to tell anybody your Witty username. Just tell them to join, and it can work.
    Please, I'm asking for help on Witty.
    ~skaterrules23 | Pass This On, Please.

  13. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 1:35am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    I want a boy who will:
    Cuddle with me
    Kiss me when he wants me to shut up
    Act like a child with me
    Then act mature in serious situations
    Who will mess around with me
    And joke around too
    I want a boy who I think will be my best friend
    Even if we're over
    I want that boy who will hold me when I cry
    And snuggle with me to make me feel safe
    I want that boy that I am thinking of
    Right here next to me.
    I've found him,
    But I feel so alone right now
    I just want him here with me.
    He knows who he is
    And I hope he feels the same way.

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I
    can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.

  15. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    "What if, instead of eating my pizza, that i could just rub it all over my face and I could like absorb it into my skin and it would like disappear?"
    ~One of my best friends today at lunch

  16. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    me: *makes bowl of chili*
    me: hahaha oh jeezus would i like some chili with these crackers and cheese
    me: *pauses a moment*
    me: hahahhahaha...
    me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAHaahaha
    me: oh god, good one.. good one, me.

  17. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 10:24pm UTC
    he is so different,
    Then anyone I've ever met. His eyes are the perfect color brown,
    shimmering, when they look at me, interested, always listening,
    always there, trusting, caring, gentle, protective, loving.
    But if you saw them, you wouldn't think they were anything
    special.
    It takes a careful eye to see it all. You can only see that
    when you look into the eyes of one who loves you.
    Truly.
    The way he laughs and jokes around, sends shivers
    down my spine.
    His laugh is the like the best song. The way he
    chuckles at me, when I can't speak correctly.
    The way he smiles with a slight chuckle.
    The way he smiles at me. The way, when we hug he holds
    on so tight, like he's afraid I'll slip away. So loving,
    so gentle, so kind, and only mine.
    The smiles he gives me make my knees wobbly. My heart skip
    a beat. My voice get caught. My thoughts stop.
    The way his lips are a little chapped, but agianst mine, they are
    soft, gently, hard, pushing, heated, perfect.
    How he moves his ears to make me laugh. As if my laugh
    is as beautiful as a windchime.
    How he will tickle me, to win an arguement, if I'm denying
    something I said, or if I won't tell him what I said if he
    didn't hear me.
    The way his hands fit perfectly with mine. The way we walk in
    sync. The way our hands just find each other. The way he
    puts me first.
    The way his hand will caress my face when we kiss. The way
    he can pull me close, without touching me. The way he
    will gently push me away, because if he pushes himself
    away he'll come right back.
    The way he loves me.
    The way I love him.
    The way we fit perfectly together.
    <3

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    There are all these kinds of medicine out there,
    Cough medicine,
    Soar throat medicine,
    but there's this medicine called Ibuprofen
    Who thinks he is just bada.ss
    Cause he can fix about f-cking everything
    But you know what Ibuprofen,
    I need you I don't feel well.

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:08pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    Today Was
    Cruddy,
    But also truly amazing at the same time <3
    Gosh. Who knew things could get better that quick?

  20. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    confessions .
    [x] I'm straight.
    [] I'm gay.
    [] I'm bi-curious
    [] I'm easy.
    [x] I do wear make up.
    [x]When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
    [x] I wear a bra to bed (WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS)
    [] I sleep naked
    [x] I wear toe nail polish.
    [x] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
    [x] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
    [x] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
    [] I've wrecked a car.
    [] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [x] I'd do anything for that special guy
    [x] I get jealous easily
    [x] I love cuddling.
    [] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ;D
    [] I’ve gotten a detention.
    [] I've gotten suspended.
    [] I've gotten expelled.
    [x] I love to laugh.
    [x] I like rock.
    [x] I like death/grind/black metal.
    [x] I like rap.
    [x] I like techno.
    [x] I like country.
    [] I carry a purse.
    [x] I'd be lost without my cell phone.
    [x] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPod.
    [] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
    [] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
    [] I own/did own a boy band CD.
    [x] Football isn't boring. (half and half)
    [x] I love athletic boys.
    [x] I love skater guys.
    [x] I love punk guys.
    [] I love gangsta guys.
    [x] I love emo guys.
    [] I love gothic guys.
    [x] I love geeky guys.
    [x] I love country guys.
    [x] I love guys that are just themselves.
    [x] Guys are confusing
    [x] I've been called a tease.
    [x] I've been called a slutt
    [x] I've been called a bad influence.
    [x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [x] I can't leave the house without makeup. (mascara & eyeliner)
    [x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me.
    [x] I would do anything for my friends.
    [] I smoke way too much.
    [] I drink way too much.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I have piercings other than my ears.

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