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  1. scoop89 scoop89
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    It's a christmas world. .
    THIS IS FOR ALL THE JEWS OUT THERE
    who are a minority in their town
    but rememember...
    where ever you go..there's always someone Jewish

  2. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    wittygirl2010 format.
    That awkward moment
    when you yawn& your eyes get teary, then people ask you why your crying.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. scoop89 scoop89
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 3:42pm UTC
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  5. scoop89 scoop89
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    M
    ba da ba ba ba
    I'M HATIN IT.

  6. jillzypants jillzypants
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    I wanna go back to the generation.......
    I wanna go back to the generation where “going out” was going on a date, not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss was at 15 not 13. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give you his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just by wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna go back to the generation where couples slow danced, not grind. I wanna go back to the generation where love actually made sense......♡

  7. Riss86 Riss86
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I Occasionally think
    "I know you can read my mind"
    just in case...

  8. Riss86 Riss86
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Fave
    If you went trick or treating:)

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:53pm UTC
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  10. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    people say
    'hate' is a strong word, yet people play with 'love' like its nothing

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    That annoying moment when;
    when your waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person
    Format Credit: DamnnTaylerx

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    y o u ' r e s u c h a
    QT 3.14
    fave if you get it

  13. Riss86 Riss86
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:35am UTC
    The
    EARTH
    Without
    "ART"
    Would just be
    "Eh"

  14. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    K
    the conversation killer.

  15. Col0rMedariaxo Col0rMedariaxo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it is, then checking it again because you weren't paying attention the first time.

  16. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Dude, he has a girlfriend..
    So? Soccer has a goalie, that doesn't mean I can't score.

  17. loveyualways loveyualways
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Aaron, Adam, Adrian, Alec, Alex, Andrew, Anthony, Austin, Bentley, Bobby, Brad, Braden, Brandon, Brendon, Brent, Brian, Brody, Bryce, Caleb,Cameron, Carlos, Carter, Chad, Chris, Christian, Cody, Cole, Colin, Connor, Damien, Dan, Daniel, David, Dean, Derek, Dion, Dominic, Drew, Dustin, Eddie, Elijah, Elliot, Eric, Ethan, Evan,Finn, Flynn, Frank, Freddie, Gabe, Gavin, Ian, Jack, Jacob, James, Jared, Jeff, Jeremiah, Jimmy, Joey, John, Josh, Julian, Justin, Kane,Kent, Kevin, Kyle, Liam, Logan, Lucas, Mark, Matt, Max, Michael, Mike, Mitchell, Nathan, Nate, Nicholas, Nick,Oliver, Parker, Patrick, Paul, Peter, Phillip, Quinn, Reed, Ryan, Sam, Scott, Seth, Steve, Tanner, Teddy, Tim, Thomas, Tom, Tony, Travis, Tyler, Vinny, Will, Xavier, Zack, Zach.

    -Fave if I named him. Comment if i forgot him.♥
    *sorry i had to re-do this quote*

  18. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When;
    You Touch A Wad Of Gum On
    The Bottom Of The Table...

  19. love_Julia love_Julia
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    I wonder what the person I'm going to marry is doing right now.
    <3

  20. lovehauntsyou lovehauntsyou
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>> nmq
    Try holding down the "Shift" Key,
    While clicking the fave button:)

:)

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