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  1. SuperCupcakes2001 SuperCupcakes2001
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Here Are The Top 4 Lies
    1. Yea, I'm fine.....
    2. I agree to terms of use
    3. I dont have any gum left......sorry
    4. Yes Mom, I finished my homework

  2. jbeiber jbeiber
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Everyone's middle name should be
    "Motherf.uckin".....Try it. Doesn't it
    sound so great?

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    24 Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator
    1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    4) Call the Pychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
    5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
    7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
    9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
    10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
    11) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    13) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
    14) Swat at flies that don't exist.
    15) Tell people that you can see their aura.
    16) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
    17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
    22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
    23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    24) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
    25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

  4. TheCastawayWolf TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Don't lie.
    No matter how old you are, the second you see presents under the Christmas tree, you look for your name on those suckers.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The biggest lie parents tell you-
    If you tell the truth,
    you wont get in trouble

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    If I was a nurse...
    Niall: "I have a cut on my arm."
    Me: "Take off all of your clothes,
    This could be serious."

  8. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Each girl has that one
    boy
    that they never will lose
    feelings for


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    So you think Niall Horan
    is ugly?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Tell me more about your
    vision problem.

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Niall: "I'd take my girlfriend for a romantic date
    And sing in her ear."
    Harry: "And then?"
    Niall: "You're too young to know!"

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    When Steve makes it possible to change our usernames,
    I'm thinking of changing mine because I want to write
    Quotes that aren't all One Direction related.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    A lot of people are leaving this fandom
    Because the boys are changing.
    Did you except them to stay the same their whole lives?
    You're not a true fan if you're leaving because you
    Don't like who they are now.

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    When Joe Jonas heard about Haylor,
    He told Harry "Good luck"

  15. vikkibabe vikkibabe
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    i tried,
    you didnt,
    im done.

  16. imfamousonline imfamousonline
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    What hurts the most, was being so close. And having so much to say, watching you walking away. And never knowing, what could have been. And not seeing that loving, is what I was tyring to do. - Rascal Flatts

  17. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    haters
    gunna
    HATE.

  18. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Stay Strong Beautiful
    <3
    my quote

  19. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    & im like OW!
    Never thought it hurt so bad
    getting over youu
    & OW!
    Ur givin' me a heart attack
    getting over youu

  20. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
    -Alfred Lord Tennyson

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