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Common Teenager*

1. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   how do teachers expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
   do you know what happens when i get near a computer
   
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2. Common Teenager*
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   December 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   let's cuddle
   on a rainy day,
   watch old movies,
   and make out.
   
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3. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 7:33pm UTC
   you didnt favorite my quote, its cool, i get it
   youre afraid youre going to fall in love with me, arent you
   
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4. Common Teenager*
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   December 19, 2013 7:22pm UTC
   im either crying over my grades or laughing at them
   theres no inbetween
   
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5. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   on the bright side im not addicted to cocaine
   so thats good
   
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6. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   most people when theyre home alone: yess, no parents i can drink, smoke, and throw a party
   me when i'm home alone: yess, no parents i can eat, turn my music up as loud as i want, and dont have to wear pants
   
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7. Common Teenager*
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   December 19, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   the annoyingest thing is when people stare at you in the hallway like
   what would you like an autograph or
   
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8. Common Teenager*
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   December 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC
   getting home from school and not taking a 3 hour nap
   has been my biggest accomplishment all day
   
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9. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
   teacher: you really need to change your study habbits
   me: I can't change, even if i tried
   teacher: well you really should put in the effort, your grades are bad
   me: even if i wanted to
   teacher: you should really try to raise your gpa before the term ends
   me: my love my love my love she keeps me warm
   teacher: what?
   me: SHE KEEPS ME WARM
   
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10. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    ok that was pretty funny
    but i don't like you so i'm not going to laugh
    
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11. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    me: *sees an attractive boy*
    me: *does the breathing in part of radioactive*
    
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12. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    hey girl are u a banker bc
    leave me a loan
    
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13. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    one day i want someone to love me
    as much as kanye west loves himself
    
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14. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    is anyone else procrastinating studying for finals or
    
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15. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    *salsa dances away from your bad attitude*
    
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16. Common Teenager*
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    December 18, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    when your crush texts you cute things like
    "who is this" and "how did you get this number"
    
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17. Common Teenager*
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    December 4, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Line #98
    hey baby are you an ISO file, cuz I wanna mount you
    
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18. Common Teenager*
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    May 19, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    I'm interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one likes each other.
    
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19. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    why do boys act like they've commited
    a great humanitarian deed and single handedly
    solved world hunger when they say
    'i like girls with no makeup' like congratulations
    would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
    .
    
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20. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    can you not?
    has been my mental responce to 90% of the stuff that has happened this month
    
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