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Common Teenager*

1. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   Fave If You Found Your Favorite Youtuber!
   Smosh
   Nigahiga
   Jenna Marbles
   iJustine
   Shane Dawson
   Ray William
   Johnson
   Freddie W
   Epic Meal Time
   Barely Political
   Captain Sparklez
   JuicyStar07
   AlphaCat
   KassemG
   DailyGrace
   DeStorm
   Mystery Guitar
   Guy
   DaveDays
   AnnoyingOrange
   FeliciaDay
   ChesterSee
   MyHarto
   ShitGirlsSay
   GloZell
   Did I miss any? Comment!
   
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2. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Resolved question:
   If I got a tattoo of a grape, in time when I age will it gradually transform into a raisin?
   Best answer:
   You, sir, just made my day.
   Asker's Rating: * * * * *
   
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3. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   hey.
   I just wanted to tell you that you're beautiful.
   Don't let anyone change you.
   okay, keep
   scrolling.
   ♥
   
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4. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   WANT TO PROCRASTINATE FOREVER?
   www.procatinator.com
   OBSESSED WITH CATS?
   www.procatinator.com
   WANT TO LOOSE YOUR
   SOCIAL LIFE FOREVER?
   www.procatinator.com
   I'M NOT KIDDING YOU WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN ONCE YOU GO ON
   www.procatinator.com
   
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5. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   don't give up, never give up
   
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6. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   girls i know: ugh! all i got was an iPad, iTouch, clothes from pink, abercrombie, hollister,
   juicy coture, brandy melville, gilly hicks, a MacBook, 5 covers for my iPhone 5, and $200
   dollars cash!
   me: yess, i got m&m's
   
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7. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC
   ♥
   FaveFormaaaaaaaats! :DDD
   dododoododdo
   :DDDDDDDDDDDD
   :]
   you are beautiful
   in every single way
   
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8. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 1:59am UTC
   roxy like a puma♥
   
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9. Common Teenager*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 1:55am UTC
   M
   McDonald's
   Don't you love those people
   who go to McDonalds and
   order a Big Mac meal, an extra large fry, and a DIET coke?
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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10. Common Teenager*
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    December 30, 2012 1:33am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:07am UTC
    t h e r e s a m e t h o d
    to my madness
    ♥
    nmq/nmf
    
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12. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:59am UTC
    i'm still
    alive
    but i'm
    barely breathing
    ♥
    Credit: Jahyvie
    
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13. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:16am UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #3
    Meg: I want to kill myself! I'm gunna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
    *Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
    Meg: I'm allegric to peanuts...
    *Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
    Meg: You don't know anything about me!
    (runs upstairs)
    Peter: Who was that guy?
    nmq
    
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14. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Chris Barel
    who needz god graedz wen u gotz $wag??
    Like • Comment • 30 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    needs*
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    Toby Jackson
    good*
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    Toby Jackson
    grades*
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    Toby Jackson
    when*
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    Toby Jackson
    you*
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    Toby Jackson
    got*
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    Toby Jackson
    swag*
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Toby Jackson
    Let's see how swag pays the bills.
    29 minutes ago · Like
    
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15. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    we accept
    the love
    we think
    we deserve
    ♥
    Credit: Jahyvie
    
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16. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Darling, and you are the only exception♥
    
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17. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Me: enters birthday
    Website: Sorry, you are too young to access this website
    Me: Did I enter born in 1997?
    Me: Sorry, I ment born in 1904
    
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18. Common Teenager*
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    December 29, 2012 11:40pm UTC
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19. Common Teenager*
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    December 29, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    i'm not perfect, but i swear i'm p e r f e c t for you
    
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20. Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Me: Refreshes Witty
    Internet: Sorry, this server is down
    Me: no
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Witty: loads
    Witty: *is completely different*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Obama:
    A cookie:
    the wind:
    Spongebob:
    A training bra:
    A hollister model:
    Me: I have no recollection of this place
    
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