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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC
I wish I had siblings.
An older brother to wipe my tears away and threaten to hurt the
a//shole that made me cry.
An older sister to help me look nice and gossip with me.
A younger brother to teach how to treat a girl right and to
give me cuddles when I'm down.
A younger sister to tell her just how beautiful she is every
day and make her feel loved.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:13pm UTC
Remember when Hannah Montana told the whole
state of Tennesse
that she was actually Miey Stewart and they were like ya we're gonna keep your secret and
the secret never got out?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:11pm UTC
She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are
just immatating.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:07pm UTC
Gay marriage and straight marriage is like bikini
tops and bra's
the same thing, but only one is acceptable in public.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:04pm UTC
followme(:
just promise me one thing
what
make sure he treats you better than i ever did

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC
"You're like a son to me."
"Dad, I am your son."

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:53pm UTC
Today I was watching a film with my boyfriend and
his parents.
It got to an intense s3x scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to
fastforward past the scene. He accidentally put it into slow motion. We watched in silence
for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:45pm UTC
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:41pm UTC
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you f//cking wh//re

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:02pm UTC
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:37pm UTC
I want to get hurt.
A car accident, anything. I want to get injured enough to wind up in hospital,
just to see if anyone would come to make sure I'm okay. And I'd pretend to be
sleeping so in case anybody did actually come, they would sit at the edge of my
bed, crying, and tell me everything. I want to hear everything they've ever
thought of me, how they really feel, if they're sorry for anything. I just want to
know the truth. And I want to know who truly cares about me.
I don't think I want to die, I just want to know someone cares.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:27pm UTC
At age 5 she wanted to be a ballerina
At age 8 she wanted to be an astronaut
At age 10 she wanted to be a teacher
At age 13 she wanted to be a doctor
At age 15 she wanted to be dead

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:24pm UTC
It's always my fault,
isn't it?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC
Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars.Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC
dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your dream!!!
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away yours

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:14pm UTC
Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him.
And every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC
Darling, you'll be okay.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:44pm UTC
Most people say it’s ridiculous to say that the Harry Potter books saved lives,
but read this and you’ll change your perspective.
Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, once wrote to J.K. Rowling begging for at least a tiny role in one of the films.
At the time she was young and was dying due to her anorexia.
She mentioned it to J.K. and begged to have one part in the film before it was too late. J.K. Rowling responded with a deal: she’d give her a part if she got better.
Evanna got better and never returned to her anorexia.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:41pm UTC
One day I'm going to wake up, roll on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC
Have you ever noticed that there's no present
like as soon as we do something it's done, it's over with, it's in the past
me typing this has become the past
you reading that last sentence is the past
there is no actual present

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