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putasmileon33
posted a quote
April 2, 2009 7:01am UTC

being happy dosnt mean everythings perfect.
it means you decide beyond your imperfections

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teamjacob
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March 22, 2009 8:50am UTC

girls are superheroes.
who else could bleed for a week and not die?

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bina24babyxoxo
posted a quote
April 1, 2009 4:54pm UTC

elephant: why do you have boobs on your back?
camel: thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on theirfacee.
^credit to xoily123xo

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thecooliest
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 9:59pm UTC

it’s okay waldo;
i ' m t r y i n g t o f i n d m y s e l f , t o o .
credit to perfectly_imperfect
credit for edit

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SAAMxrawrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 10:18am UTC

aims great;;
because when you wanna take
something back, you can just
say, "sorry that was my cousin."

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Forever_Love
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 7:00pm UTC

Life Is Like Cereal
You've got Cheerios - For those quiet. relaxed moments
& Those Froot Loops for your crazy moments
And then you have those Lucky Charms; For those Magically Delicious Moments<3

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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marrii3d2nj0nas
posted a quote
January 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC

&+ i think
you should just wear a condom
on your head,
bacause if your going to
act like a dick,
you might as well dress like one.
credit to rejeanxoxo.
so true about some guys i know. well most guys iknow.
uhmm faggggott, i miss sanjia. lol cayla
^^not reall names!

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onemorechance95
posted a quote
February 17, 2009 4:24pm UTC

Boy,
If you actually want her,
[ tell her. ]
because s h e c a n w a i t ,
but she can't wait forever.

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onemorechance95
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:53pm UTC

Sorry sweetie,
But for some of us, [it's not that simple.]
But you?
You can walk through the hallway screaming,
"Who wants to date me?"
And atleast fifteen guys would line up at your side.
So go ahead.
Go ahead and tell me about the makeout session you had
with this boy you probably don't even care about.
And the worst is, you don't even r e a l i z e
that you have it so easy.

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kerrinxemilyxo
posted a quote
February 11, 2009 2:54pm UTC

&& t h e r e s a r e a s o n w h y t h e y s a y
teenage years are the toughest
friendships get ruined.
rumors are told.
h e a r t s get broken.
trust becomes impossible.
judgment is around every corner.
&& hope is what keeps you g o i n g.

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xoxo_iloveyoux3
posted a quote
March 2, 2009 10:03pm UTC

i dont wanna grow up.
i never knew what it felt like to have every
thing change so quickly;; you lose friends
and you make some. forever just doesn't
seem as long as it used to be and i think
im gunna miss running around and going
crazy no matter who sees us,thinkin boyz
were icky and there was no drama it was
like nothing else mattered,, but being our
selfs and having a lot of funn with it... and
i kno im young:: but im not a kid anymore
and to be honest....that really scares me

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hottestblondie16
posted a quote
February 24, 2009 3:28pm UTC

ifyourgonnabetwofaced
sweetie, at least make one of them pretty

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emigirl96xo
posted a quote
January 26, 2009 9:16pm UTC

How many people on Witty ...
watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager and
think that Ricky is actully a good person inside ? :]
RATE HIGH IF YOU THIINK SOOOO :]
I know i do! <3

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