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emigirl96xo

1. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2009 6:46pm UTC
   *mature eyes only*
   Okay when you read this... really think about it and what it means. Thanks!
   Why do we sleep in church,
   but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
   Why is it so hard to talk about God,
   but so easy to gossip?
   Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
   but find it easy to read Playboy?
   Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
   Yet we repost the nasty ones?
   Why are churches getting smaller,
   but bars and clubs are growing?
   Why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in,
   when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
   Think about it, are you going to repost this?
   Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
   Just remember God is always watching you.
   The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
   Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only"
   90% of you won't repost this...
   
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2. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2009 5:59pm UTC
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3. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2009 4:32pm UTC
   SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS CREEPY!!!
   DONT READ.
   There was this girl and she was with
   her friend.
   They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace.
   It had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die!
   
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4. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2009 4:32pm UTC
   SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS CREEPY!!!
   DONT READ.
   There was this girl and she was with
   her friend.
   They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace.
   It had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die!
   
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5. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2009 4:32pm UTC
   SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS CREEPY!!!
   DONT READ.
   There was this girl and she was with
   her friend.
   They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace.
   It had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die!
   
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6. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2009 11:17am UTC
   listen ladies,.
   we're all what? 12, 13, 14, 15? honestly, it may not seem like it,
   but we have time. do you really expect to marry someone that
   your dating right now? yeah you want to last awhile, there's nothing
   wrong with that. but trust me, guys are going to come and go.
   y o u j u s t h a v e t o h a v e c o n f i d e n c e
   in yourself, that there is someone out there for you.
   you may not find him today, tomorrow, next week, maybe
   not in a couple years. maybe not in twenty either. (but you will)
   let fate take over
   your only young once, so hunny,
   ×♥ L I V E I T U P ♥×
   instead of wasting your social life on some stupid boy.
   when you find the right one, you'll be with him forever.
   ♥
   Credit to who made itt. i loved it alott
   
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7. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2009 8:52am UTC
   TheseChidrenLearnFrom
   These children learn from
   cigarette burns, fast cars,
   fast women, and cheap drinks,
   3oh!3~I'm not your boyfriend baby(:
   
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8. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2009 8:52am UTC
   TheseChidrenLearnFrom
   These children learn from
   cigarette burns, fast cars,
   fast women, and cheap drinks,
   3oh!3~I'm not your boyfriend baby(:
   
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9. emigirl96xo
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2009 1:54pm UTC
   TRY THIS..
   AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!
   1. Full Name: Emily May Mcafoose
   2. Nicknames:Baby,Shortii,Em
   3. Birthday: Septermber 21
   4. Place of Birth: Boston
   5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
   6. Male or Female: Female
   7. Year at College: not there yet.
   8. School: public school
   9. Occupation: What?
   10. Residence: home
   11. MSN Screen Name: dont have one
   __Your Appearance___
   12. Hair Color: brunette
   13. Hair Length: long
   14. Eye color: bluuee
   15. Weight: around 107
   16. Height: 5'3<--- Shortii
   17. Braces?: nope
   18. Glasses?: contactss
   19. Piercings: ears+bellllyyyy
   20. Tattoos: none
   21. Righty or Lefty: righty
   ___Your 'Firsts'___
   22. First best friend: Emma
   23. First Award: Soccer state champs 01'
   24. First Sport You Joined: Lacrosse [[i was 3]]
   25. First pet: dogg
   26. First Real Vacation: Parisss.
   27. First Concert: EELLLLMOOOO!
   28. First Love: Zack
   ___ Favorites___
   29. Movie: Accepted+Step brotherssss
   30. TV program: Probably America's Next Top Model
   31. Color: orannnggeee
   32. Rapper: Lil wayne<3
   33. Band: JB+the script
   34. Song: Knock you down. Man who cant be moved. A little too not over you
   35Friends: Carolee.Cassidy.Briann<3.Kennedy.Rebecca.Jojo.Ally.Joe.Nick.
   36. Sweet: Sourpachhh
   37. Sport to Play: Lax.Soccer<-cant choose
   38. Restaurant: Chilis
   39 Brand: Chanel
   40. Store: Hollister.Abercrombie.A&F
   41. School Subject: Math
   42. Animal: ClownFish.
   43. Book: Twilight
   44. Magazine: Teen Vouge
   45. Shoes: Coach flip flopss
   ___Currently___
   46. Feeling: in lovee
   47. Single or taken: Taken iloveyouBriannn
   48. Have a crush: yeeessss
   49. Eating: nothingg
   50. Drinking: Orange soda
   51. Typing: this
   52. Online?: yep
   53. Listening To: knock you down
   54. Thinking About: Briaannn <3
   55. Wanting To: Go to my photo shoot
   56. Watching: This screen?
   57. Wearing: A&F shirt and A&F shortss. :]
   ___Your Future___
   58. Want Kids?: yes.
   59. Want to be Married?: definitely
   60. Careers in Mind: Phtographerr. Model
   61. Where do you want to live: Catilina
   62. Car: Orange mercedes. (my mom said yes :])
   __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
   63. Hair color: Blonde
   64. Hair length: somewhat longgg
   65. Eye color: preferably blue
   66. Measurements: not shorter than me
   67. Cute or Sexy: sexxxyyy
   68: eyes or lips: eyes.
   69. Hugs or Kisses: both
   70. Short or Tall: tall
   71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
   72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both would be nice(:
   73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny. Fat is so gross
   74. Sensitive or Loud: bothh?
   75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
   76. Sweet or Caring: both
   77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: doesnt matter
   ___Have you ever______
   78. Kissed a Stranger: yess
   79. Had Alcohol: yess
   80. Smoked: no
   81. Ran Away From Home: no
   82. Broken a bone: yes
   83. Got an X-ray: ohhh yes. too many
   84. Had a serious relationship: yes :]
   85. Broken Someones Heart: yeah a lot.
   86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah. !
   87. Cried When Someone Died: yeah....
   88. Cried At School: mhhmm
   ___Do You Believe In___
   89. God: yes
   90. Miracles: mhm
   91. Love At First sight: Yes!<3
   92. Ghosts: yeah
   93. Aliens: no
   94. Soul Mates: yeah. Found minee
   95. Heaven: yes
   96. Hell: yep
   97. Angels: deff
   98. Kissing on The First Date: dependss
   99. Horoscopes: yep
   
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10. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    You know what I love about my bestfriend :: ?
    when somethings wrong; and i tell her nothing
    is.She knows just by looking into my eyes. And
    that she isnt..
    Not done! Will finish later..
    
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11. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 3:03pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast lol.
    
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13. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    RomeoTakeMe♥;;
    somewhere we can be alone.I'll be waiting
    all theres left to do is run. You'll the prince and I'll be the princess
    It's a love story. Baby just say yes
    IITaylor SwiftIILove Story
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    Not minee
    
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14. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 3:30pm UTC
    so if i had a boyfriend ;
    his name would go right here & this would be
    the spot where i would say 'omg i freakin love
    you' but no, not me. im stayin single right now
    & im fine with that & this spot will be saved for
    t h a t b o y w h e n h e c o m e s a l o n g <3
    
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15. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 3:40pm UTC
    I'll never let go<3
    ~Titanic
    
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16. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    Well.
    I'm one of the lucky people who
    has a boyfriend on ::
    Valentines Day <3
    Rate if you do too! <3
    
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17. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:07am UTC
    love hurts.
    boys lie.
    friends cry.
    people die.
    parents yell.
    you always try.
    you're never good enough.
    and you don't know why..
    Idk, boredd. Ratee?
    
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18. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:06am UTC
    MyBestFriends;
    are the ones who run into parked
    cars &are the ones who spend
    hours trying to drown fish. &when
    my house is on fire; they will be
    the one's hitting on the firemen<3.
    Rate high if this is your bestiies too <3
    
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19. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:06am UTC
    MyBestFriends;
    are the ones who run into parked
    cars &are the ones who spend
    hours trying to drown fish. &when
    my house is on fire; they will be
    the one's hitting on the firemen<3.
    Rate high if this is your bestiies too <3
    
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20. emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    How many people on Witty ...
    watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager and
    think that Ricky is actully a good person inside ? :]
    RATE HIGH IF YOU THIINK SOOOO :]
    I know i do! <3
    
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