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savannah*
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July 11, 2012 11:49am UTC

Me: I'm going to die alone with 80 cats.
My Brother: Aren't you allergic to cats?
My Mom: Damn, you really are gonna die alone.
Thank God for supportive family members.

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x_damaged_x
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July 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC

I have to sleep
with a blanket, no matter how hot it is.

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Arrowzx
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July 11, 2012 3:41pm UTC

*Me, watching The Last Song (with Miley Cyrus) when my dad walks in.
Dad: WTF IS THIS WHY ARE THEY KISSING
Me: Its the Last Song, and theyre kissing because that guy is sexy.
Dad: Whats it about?
Me: Turtles. jk its about love. Oh and her dad dies.
Dad: BILLY RAY DIES??

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AngelM
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July 11, 2012 1:40pm UTC

nmf nmq
I do a lot of things
before I fall asleep
Play scenes in my head
Have endless 'What Ifs'
PRACTICE THINGS I WANT TO SAY
make plans for the next day
and ask myself a lot of questions♥

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drella
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July 10, 2012 10:40pm UTC

WHEN DID EVERYONE GET SO ANNOYING

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AlNicholas
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July 11, 2012 5:09am UTC

If you're a 90's child,
THE SIMS WAS/IS THE BEST GAME EVER

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PerfectlyUnperfectGirl
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July 11, 2012 8:58am UTC

I'm going to the hospital today because I have a brain tumor. I'm going to have brain surgury. The doctor said that I might not make it out alive, because the tumor has been spread over a big part of my brain.
If I don't make it out, my friend Jennifer will make a quote saying that I didn't.
Bye, beautiful Wittians.
Wish me luck.
-J

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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