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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Make your own sentence.
Step one, choose the month you were born.
January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with
Step two, choose the day you were born.
1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one
Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.
Now fav and comment your sentence!

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samivolleyball2437
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February 4, 2012 11:35am UTC

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC

I am .......... MEGATRON!!!! :D!!

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Keep it sweet , keep it slow , let the furture pass , and dont let go <3
- Demi Lovato , Catch me <3

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 9:34pm UTC

0 faves = I'm ugly
3 faves = I'm ok
7 faves =I'm cute
15 faves =I'm pretty
25 faves = I'm beautiful
30 faves = I'm breathtaking
-repost if your not afraid-

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:57pm UTC

When you carry a Bible,
the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him.
Favorite, copy & paste (JOCKED THIS) this if you're in God's army.

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Hey you...yea, I mean you.
If you have taken a minute
to read this... God has
seen YOU struggling with
something. God says its over.
A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send
this message on, please don't
ignore it, you are being tested.
God is going to fix two things
(BIG) tonight in your favor.
If you believe in God… drop
everything and
re-post it. I just did!

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:25pm UTC

I Can Only Be Nice To One Person A Day .... Today Isnt Your Day ..... Tomorrow Isnt Looking So Great EIther .....

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 6:56pm UTC

S[he'] s Br[ok]en

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Your Bestfriend is in a relationship with Your ex.
♥ 30 seconds ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
nmq

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 5:15pm UTC

♥
This heart was on my mind the whole time .... now what was on yours?? Oh yea that b*tch you think is so pretty ... while we were together ... </3

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 12:51pm UTC

You do something bad.You lie about it to your parents.They find out. They ask : 'Why did you lie to me?'
You reply:
Santa Claus,Tooth Fairy,
and The Easter Bunny
then walk away...... Get it? lol
(if you dont get it then here it is : TH
EY lied to YOU about the easter bunny tooth fairy abd santa by telling you they were real .... so pay back :P)

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 10:17pm UTC

My friend is so unpopular that his own shadow refused to follow him -.- ...... i really need to find some new friends xD

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samivolleyball2437
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December 19, 2011 7:57pm UTC

And by going ":P" or poking you on Facebook is just a way to cover up my pain ..... </3

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 7:04pm UTC

World Record Marrige:
72 DAYS!!
Congrats Kim and Kris :]

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 6:53pm UTC

I'm Sexy and YOU Know it ;D ~Even though some people try to deny it ... thats what i call HATERS :P ~

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samivolleyball2437
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December 19, 2011 6:37pm UTC

I would like to leave now .....
I cant take anymore of my time being
Wasted by ur
BS </3

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 6:55pm UTC

Repost if you love God.
Ignore if you like the devil.
God saw you read this

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:03pm UTC

7 - year old : I'm gunna say a really bad word!
Parents: O.o Uhm go ahead if you need to get it out of your system ....
7- year old: Well Ok .....
GUTS!!!!!
Parents : -.-

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samivolleyball2437
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 4:52pm UTC

Type your name : Sami
Type your name , eyes closed :sami
Type your name with your elbow : sasmik
Type your name with your nose: wwqjk8 -not even close-
Tpe your name with your toe : dsa,m9 i
BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: TGHGGHASKLUOI
Lets be honest you know u didnt really bash ypur head - i did- OWW
nmf

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