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  1. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Life is like a ferris wheel
    Sometimes you'll get stuck in a scary spot
    But no ones on the bottom forever
    And no ones on the top forever

  2. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect!
    Zayn Malik: Yes I am!
    Zayn Malik: I'm perfect!
    Zayn Malik: Hater!
    Zayn Malik: Stop lying!
    Zayn Malik: Hannah Lietana!

  3. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    * We were webchatting and talking on the phone*
    Me: Well, I have to get off the computer now.
    Him: Aww, okay. *Smiles* Bye.
    *Forgetting we're still on the phone*
    Me: OMG WHY CAN'T HE JUST LOVE ME!?
    Him: Uhm, hello.
    *Awkward.

  4. luvxoxo luvxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Me: "wanna play outside!?"
    Cousin: "You're 13, you don't "play" outside anymore..."
    Me: . . . . .
    Me: OK then hows this?...
    Me: Yo homie wanna go chill out in the street and play by the bball court. Foshizzle."
    Cousin: . . . ... ...
    Me: "K. I'm going outside! See ya later."
    Real convo.. Why does everyone gotta grow up so fast!!??

  5. kmmart10 kmmart10
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Dear Kindergarten children,
    If you dont like nap time, please give it to us.
    Sincerely,
    High Schoolers
    NMQ

  6. WhatTheQuietGirlSays WhatTheQuietGirlSays
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    When I hear a compliment from a guy,for some reason, I don't believe him.

  7. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Finding a pencil
    on the floor, at the
    end of the year
    Is like winning the lottery.

  8. whatsgoodiegirl26 whatsgoodiegirl26
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    If every school was like PCA from
    Zoey 101,
    I actually wouldn't mind going.

  9. Imjustme32 Imjustme32
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    HELLO
    my name is
    Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez.

  10. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I just read that last year,
    4,153,237 people got married...
    I don't want to start any trouble;
    <<But shouldn't that be an even number?

  11. Hollister_x3 Hollister_x3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    HITTING YOU SIDE ON A TABLE
    A n d L i m p i n g T o T h e G r o u n d L i k e Y o u ' v e B e e n S h o t . ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Katyax96 Katyax96
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    When i meet Niall Horan
    Niall Horan: hi, nice to meet you!
    Me: i can't believe i'm actually talking to you, and breathing
    the same air! oh my god, i'll never wash these lungs again!! asdfghjkl
    Niall Horan: *laughs*
    Me: *laughs*
    Niall Horan: so do you want me to sign something?
    Me: let's make beautiful babies.
    Niall Horan: what?...
    Me: what? i asked you to sign my poster.
    Niall Horan: but i swear you just said-
    Me: poster.

  14. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    It Is Amazing
    How Innocent You Siblings Look
    When they are asleep
    n m q
    l

  15. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    I wouldn't of known all the guys I know if it wasn't for school.
    Format credit to CookieDoughFormats

  16. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    If He Knew How
    Much I Go Out Of My Way
    JUST TO STAND NEXT TO HIM
    ♥♥♥

  17. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    That Annoying Moment
    When The Person Sitting Behind You
    HAS AN EGO THE SIZE OF A PUMPKIN
    ♥♥♥

  18. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    IN A GROUP OF THREE,
    one is always left out.
    >>>>>>> why is it that it’s always me?

  19. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 1:52pm UTC
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  20. katikinz1004 katikinz1004
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    LIFE GOES ON.

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