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  1. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection
    CookieDoughFormats

  2. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    "I can't eat anymore, I'm full"
    "Do you want dessert?"
    "YES!!"

  3. myusernameis myusernameis
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    *friend and I are trying to talk with the door SHUT*
    *someone walks in and then out without closing the door*
    friend: please shut the door.
    *another person walks in and then out without closing the door*
    friend: please shut the door.
    *and then another person walks in and then out without closing the door*
    friend: FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT THE DOOR!!!!
    me: :/


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  5. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Maybe I don't want to relate to you.
    Maybe I don't want you to say."I've felt that same way before."
    Here's a little fact about me: I like being alone. I like
    being myself.
    Here's another fact: Sometimes I don't want to be cheered up.
    Sometimes I just want to feel exactly what I'm feeling and I don't
    want anyone to intervene.
    I don't want people to relate to me. I want to feel my own things,
    not things that have been felt millions times before.
    I'm suffocating, breathing in old, recycled air. These words are
    been said before. These feelings have been felt before. What I
    want is something in this life that can be mine and no one else's
    I don't care if I'm that selfish. Let me be selfish for once.


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  7. kratnoff21 kratnoff21
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I just descovered skittles riddles and i love them! they mess with your mind but they r awesome

  8. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I want to have a ping-pong match
    like Drake and Josh

  9. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    IF YOU DON'T THINK DIFFERENT SHAPED PASTA TASTES DIFFERENT YOU NEED TO RE-EVALUATE YOUR LIFE

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?


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  12. veronica_syd66 veronica_syd66
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    How most parents react
    to a yellow light: Slow down
    How my parents react
    to a yellow light: Go as fast as possible so you don't get stuck at a red light

  13. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Fave this if you died in the apocalypse today
    if you follow, i follow back
    Credit: Jahyvie

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Let's all show OneDirection(Jill) how much we all love her.
    For every fave this quote gets, it's one hug to Jill
    Letting her know that you love her.
    (I am NOT doing this for faves,
    I'm doing this because I care about my friend)

  15. dinosaur_rawr dinosaur_rawr
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Does anyone else live in England? fave or comment if you do please I'm not just asking for faves I just want someone to talk to who lives in England or in the same time zone

  16. Saxxi_Chick Saxxi_Chick
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:42pm UTC
     
    They say that kids don’t know a thing about love..
    well, uhm..
    How do I say this..?
    We’re not the ones getting in
    divorces.


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  18. Ashleyviv Ashleyviv
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    My teacher : " To read this article you're going to need your laptop....."
    Me and Brianna: "YES"!!!
    yeah like we are really going to read.
    WITTY!!!!

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Before appearing on the teen awards
    harry and ed sheeran
    WERE BUILDING A LEGO HOUSE
    in the dressing rooms

  20. Biebersgirrl Biebersgirrl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Just a lonely girl,
    Not your Juilet.
    You'd rather kill me
    than love me!
    I live in a lonely world
    all by myself
    alone
    for
    ever!
    I will never smile
    nor will i grin
    Never be the greatest
    but always the worst

:)

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