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yourcool
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October 7, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I am beautiful and so are my wounds.
They are something that will remind me to be strong.
I made it here.
I am alive.
notmine.

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Boredtodeath
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September 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Great way to start off the year...
Homeroom with the kid who is in love with you
Eniglish with the school b*tch
History with all the jocks and cheerleaders
Yearbook with all seniors and a hot loner
Gym with all your friends and that same hot loner...
Wanna know what's great?
I caught the loner staring at me 4 times today :3
Sh*tty year just got better
<3

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC

dear guys ,
don't ever send a girl mixed signals.
♥ if you like her, t e l l h e r. ♥
if you don't like her, then don't act like you do
one minute then be an a.sshole the next.
sincerely, confused girls .

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hermione23katniss
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September 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC

DRAKE AND JOSH:
Mindy: Fine! Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh: On one condition!
Mindy:What?
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

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yourcool
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September 4, 2012 12:53am UTC

me: is there gonna be food?
them: yeah.
me: i call shotgun.

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yourcool
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September 4, 2012 1:14am UTC

when you drop something and just stare at it
because you're too lazy to pick it up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 1:34am UTC

one day, i hope to find someone who
loves me as much as Snape loved Lily.

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xxbruins11xx
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September 4, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Dora: Which way is the Soccer Field???
Me:
Dora:
Me:
Dora:
Me:
Dora: That's right!
Me: I didn't say anything.

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horsechick818
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August 28, 2012 11:47am UTC

My 10 year old sister: *walks in crying*
Me: Whats wrong?
My sister: Troy cheated on me
My mom: What do you mean 'cheated'?
My sister: You know...when he gave her his thing! He promised that he'd never give it to anyone but me!
My mom: ...
*Phone rings and my sister picks it up*
My sister: I know! I can't believe he gave her his LIMITED EDITION BASEBALL HAT!
you should have seen the look on my moms face.

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