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3. gigi2217
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   August 1, 2011 10:55am UTC
   "Josh Nichols: We need to show Megan something scary in her telescope.
   Drake Parker: Dad's butt?
   Josh Nichols: Scarier
   Drake Parker: Wow!"
   nmq
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   Image 11 of 11
   
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4. _Love_Lasts_
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   August 1, 2011 10:55am UTC
   Her: You know what kind of wedding I want?
   Him: No, what kind?
   Her: I’ve always dreamt of a wedding filled with elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends.
   Him: That sounds nice.
   Her: Yeah, so what kind of wedding do you want?
   Him: One that makes you my wife..
   
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5. dancingqueen143
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   August 1, 2011 10:56am UTC
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6. reillymae27
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   August 1, 2011 10:57am UTC
   i REALLY wish i knew if anyone likes me...
   and who they are
   
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8. archuleta4ever
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   August 29, 2010 10:53pm UTC
   **watching golf with my dad**
   dad: GET IT IN THE HOLE!
   me: hehe, that's what she said.
   dad: what?
   me: oh, nothing..hehehe(:
   
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9. katypooo
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   August 30, 2010 8:01am UTC
   Boy: tell me something dirty..
   Girl: dirt that's dirty..
   Boy: no it's not..
   Girl: yes it is, if i went out side, rolled in the dirt, i would be dirty..
   Boy: ..smartass.
   
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10. jessxsmile
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    August 30, 2010 4:08am UTC
    Screaming " DIE ! ! " at a bug while
    you're killing it with bug spray. (:
    
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11. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 10:06am UTC
    The bear's name is Bear.
    The snail's name is Snail.
    ....And the turtles name is Franklin :/
    WTF ?!?!
    -Facebook
    We've all seen the show :D Come on Faavvv [<3]
    
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12. k3llyth3w3ird0
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 12:41am UTC
    ♫ WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ,
    FEELING LIKE ...
    going back to sleep . ♫
    
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13. dustinsgirl445
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    August 29, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    Sorry Dad. For crying and screaming in the shower and wasting water.
    Sorry Mom. For smashing the stereo in my room when they played our song.
    Sorry Brother. For pushing you and saying boys are...(those nasty names).
    Sorry Sister. For taking all those magazines and tearing out the love quizzes.
    Sorry His Parents. For my friends egging your house.
    Sorry Notebook. For stabbing a screwdriver through all the hearts with his name in them.
    Sorry Make up. For not using you, because I knew you would run if I did.
    Sorry Puppy. For venting to you because no one else will listen.
    Sorry Myself. For thinking he actually loved me.
    
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14. itsvianna
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    Parents in TV shows are always
    nicer than those in real life.
    
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15. coolcori97
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 11:13pm UTC
    When I'm older I
    am going to make a
    Build-A-Bra
    Whose with me
    
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16. iljtfe96
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    |
    | Dear Flat Iron,
    | You have been on break for
    |three months now. You're job
    |will resume now, and I expect
    |you're work to be better than
    |ever.
    | Sincerely, Girl.
    -notmyformat.
    
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17. jessxsmile
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    August 30, 2010 8:01am UTC
    C . L . A . S . S
    Come . Late . And . Start . Socializing
    
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18. jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:25am UTC
    OH CRAP I BROKE IT !
    Well no one saw me so I'm just going to walk away and pretend it wasn't me..
    
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19. AnchorChasing
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    August 30, 2010 12:37am UTC
    I grew up thinking Tweety bird was a girl; &
    I was wrong
    Am i the only one?
    
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20. jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:29am UTC
    In scary movies; You RUN, The killer WALKS,
    And you STILL DIE!
    
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