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reillymae27

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Member Since: 25 May 2011 01:15pm

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2012 02:47pm

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  1. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    I never said I hate you;
    it's just that if you were on fire,
    I'd roast marshmellows on you
    Format Credit: DamnnTaylerx

  2. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:05am UTC
    fav this if
    this year is your first witty Christmas, it's my first! (:

  3. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    i knonw i can't sing, but this is my favorate song therefore,
    i will sing.

  4. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    life is so much funnier when you have
    a dirty mind

  5. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you can't understand someone and they've repeated themselves about 4 times

  6. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    everything you do is super duper cute and i can't stand it.

  7. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    today in school we had to do a worksheet;
    we had to choose if the words were synonyms or antomyms, one of the questions was;
    perfection : flaws
    i said synonyms.
    when my teacher asked me why?
    I said becase your flaws make you you, and your perfect♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  8. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    i got expelled from school on pajama day.....
    not my fault i sleep naked♥
    nmq/nmf

  9. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    today in school we had to do a worksheet;
    we had to choose if the words were synonyms or antomyms, one of the questions was;
    perfection : flaws
    i circled flaws.
    when my teacher asked me why?
    I said becase your flaws make you you, and your perfect♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  10. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    has anyone else realized,
    Steve hasn't been on witty since November 9th
    and facebook since
    November 7th?
    i think it might be time that we start to worry...

    my quote/nmf

  11. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    ///why would he have a
    crush
    on me?\\
    || thats dumb. ||

  12. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his
    fist
    at some boys who were down by the crick;
    their feet in the water their hands on their
    marbles
    and playthings and at half past 4
    there came a young lady she looked like a;
    pretty young creature
    she sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress and showed them her
    ruffles & laces & white fluffy duck
    she said she was learning a new way to
    bring
    up her children so they would not spit
    while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
    refuse
    and litter from yesterdays hunt
    while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
    eyes
    at the fellow down by the dock;
    he looked like a fellow with a sizable
    home
    in the country with a big fence out front
    if he asked her politely she'd show him her
    little
    pet dog who was subject to fit
    and mabie she'd let him grab hold of her
    small
    tender hands with a movement so quick
    and then she'd bend over and suck on his
    candy
    so tasty, made of butterscotch
    and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
    cookies
    that she had left out on her shelf
    if you think this is dirty you can go f*ck yourself.
    -the assumption song

  13. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:09am UTC
    i want to make a search engine called tap,
    so when doesnt know something they will say
    hold on, lemmie tap that
    on

  14. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    isin't able to log out?

  15. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    woah,
    im watching thats 70's show and the teacher for suite life on deck was on it!!! she wantet to hook up with Steven; lol

  16. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:57pm UTC

    WHO
    ELSE
    IS GOING
    TO THE
    PREMIRE
    OF
    BREAKING DAWN
    TONIGHT
    AT MIDNIGHT?!?!
    IM FREAKIN EXCITED!!

  17. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    SantaClause
    HAS
    The same Wrapping paper
    AS
    Your Mom .
    notmine
    motmine!!!!

  18. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    God
    You're my favorite(:

  19. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    you know you're in love when,
    you cant fall asleep at night because reality
    is finally better
    than your dreams.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  20. reillymae27 reillymae27
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    you look beautiful right now.

:)

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