rissa7373's Quotes

rissa7373
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:44pm UTC

1+1= 3
If you don't use a condom.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Throwing lamps at people
who need to lighten up.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:11pm UTC

You deserve a standing ovation
from my tallest finger.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 1:43pm UTC

The meaning of 'LOL'
Before: Laugh out loud. .
Now: Lack of laughter.

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rissa7373
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April 3, 2012 1:38pm UTC

And every time I see a text from you,
My heart sinks a little deeper. ♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I wish friends were like money
So I could hold them up to the light,
to see if they're real or fake.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 2:01pm UTC

The Rules of Math:
If it seems easy,
you're doing it wrong.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Me: I should start working out.
Me: *Stands up*
Me: Okay, that's good.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Peeta: When I walk out the shop,
Katniss: Not again.
Peeta: This is what I see.
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me.
Peeta: I got a loaf in my hands and I'm not afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it.
Peeta: I'm Peeta and I know it.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:47am UTC

I care about you,
Quite a lot, actually.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I don't call gatorade by the names
but by the color.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

One time, I accidently smashed my face against the keyboard
and wrote the fourth Twilight book.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:58pm UTC

You are now aware
That your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.
That everytime you swallow you can hear a little crackle in your ears.
Your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision.
That your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC

I try to clean my room,
but I get distracted and something like a water bottle
becomes fascinating.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Oh, so now that I've finally moved on,
I'm suddenly the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Uh,no.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Me:
Breathe if you find me attractive.
Entire world:
*Dies from lack of oxygen*.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:30pm UTC

fave if you were born on your birthday.♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 5:35pm UTC

What if my love life sucks now,
»because I didn't forward that chain text in seventh grade? ♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Pretending I didn't love you,
»was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. ♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 12:56pm UTC

There's no one
In this universe quite like you.♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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