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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 9:25am UTC

Me: I'm actually happy right now.
Life: Lol, hold on a sec.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Voldemort: I just killed you.
Voldemort: And this is crazy,
Voldemort: But why are you still alive?
Voldemort: You stupid baby.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC

there's plenty of fish in the sea.
||| O N L Y ||| O N E ||| P R O B L E M ||| [x][x][x]
I'm human.♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC

☁☀
Be strong now,
Because things will get better
It might be stormy now,
but it can't rain
Forever.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Mash up Oreos.
Put in a flower pot.
Eat in public.♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:41am UTC

That awkward moment,
When you miss the longest note in guitar hero and you just stand there.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC

When I see you,
my eyes turn into
♥
little hearts
format by julietechoecho

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 11:13am UTC

click to see this quote

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Typing a five page essay
*saves 73487938274 times*

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 6:50pm UTC

.
Did you know
there's a whole nother world
Out side of your computer?

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC

The Tooth Fairy
Taught kids to sell their body parts for money.
Blame her for prostitution.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:51pm UTC

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
What?
JAKE JUST ASKED ME OUT!
NO WAY! WHEN?!
JUST NOW! We have a date for February 30th!!!!!
Hun, there is no February 30th.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Old shirt = new pajama.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Serious question,
what did cave
women do when
they got their period?
♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Forget 11:11,
I'm going to buy two goldfish,
NAME THEM COSMO &WANDA,
AND WISH ON
Them instead.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 9:24pm UTC

That annoying moment when
All of the radio stations are playing commercials at the same time. -_-

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Seeing someone you hate in the store
And then seeing them 87878324 times before you leave.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Is Josh Hutcherson's father
Called Josh Hutcherdad?

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 7:52pm UTC

"Is it bad
to miss your period?"
No, In about nine
months, you get
and extra bonus prize.♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 7:45pm UTC

What if birds
aren't singing, but screaming
because they are afraid of heights?

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