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  1. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  2. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  3. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  4. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Witty Girls Please Read:
    I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
    Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
    On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
    listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
    what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
    carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
    and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
    in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
    I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
    My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
    but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
    the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
    I want be able to play sports.
    Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
    thank you witty(:
    this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
    fdfjnfjnf

  5. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...


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  7. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  8. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  9. iloveyoubabey iloveyoubabey
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 11:13am UTC
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  10. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  11. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  12. gabby1296 gabby1296
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    I'm suspended from school for 3 months
    A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
    cancer
    She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
    asking "Who did it"
    One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
    "get over it"
    I've never hit anyone harder
    -tumblr

  13. haii_its_elli haii_its_elli
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends
    ↑ ↓
    Ex's ← Lovers


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  15. wittyhawk wittyhawk
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    ‎"KIDNAPPING" IS SUCH A STRONG WORD. I PREFER TO SAY "SURPRISE ADOPTION"

  16. reecee123 reecee123
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 10:19am UTC
    When Kesha went To Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework and Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Now Rihanna is The Only Girl in the World which made Lady Gaga Just Dance. Nelly soon woke up and realized it was all Just a Dream (:

  17. rider73xoxo rider73xoxo
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    TEACHER: "students... you can not talk unless you have the special talking stick"
    KID: "what if i have to pee?"
    Kid: "yeah! What if i have a seizure? Huh? Ohhh you just got dissed Mrs.Teacher!"

  18. KaSs1997 KaSs1997
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Well aren't you just one heaping ray of sunshine this morning ;)

  19. SamanthaDarling SamanthaDarling
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Wondering how many Beliebers turned off the People's Choice Awards off when Selena came on...

  20. youllneverknowx youllneverknowx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Mom: are you doing your homework?
    Me: yeaaah.... *minimizes witty page*
    every time<3

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