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rider73xoxo

1. rider73xoxo
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2011 11:53am UTC
   shut the front door
   you son of a buisness man
   
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2. rider73xoxo
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 9:49pm UTC
   Dear Osamba Ben Laden,
   Nicely Done.
   Love, Waldo
   
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3. rider73xoxo
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 9:45pm UTC
   PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY REGINA GEORGE.
   
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4. rider73xoxo
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   January 20, 2011 9:43pm UTC
   FOR NARNIA!!
   
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5. rider73xoxo
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   January 20, 2011 9:41pm UTC
   FOR NARNIA!
   No, dude. It's...
   FOR GRIFFIONDOR!!
   
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6. rider73xoxo
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   January 20, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   you are the best thing that's ever been mine<3
   
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7. rider73xoxo
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   January 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC
   SMEXY.
   
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8. rider73xoxo
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   January 5, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   TEACHER: "students... you can not talk unless you have the special talking stick"
   KID: "what if i have to pee?"
   Kid: "yeah! What if i have a seizure? Huh? Ohhh you just got dissed Mrs.Teacher!"
   
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9. rider73xoxo
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   HeLp MeEeEeE!!!!
   Sooo... I really really REALLY like this guy<3<3
   im in love ;) except... he doesnt like me back :(
   WHAT DO I DOO????
   
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10. rider73xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    DREAMS:
    "It's rainin' men!!!" - for girls + women.
    "It's rainin' T-Bones!!!" - for all dogs"
    "Its rainin' C.O.D.!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!" - for all guys across the world :)
    
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11. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN HARRY POTTER'S PRACTICING HIS MAGIC AND VOLDOMERT COMES TO THE YARD....
    
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12. rider73xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    DADDY! I WANT A PONY!
    
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13. rider73xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Every thing in this room is etable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
    
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14. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:54pm UTC
    You silly goose.
    
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15. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    I. JUST. MADE. A. GENIUS. DISCOVERY!!!!!!! Well you know how "Santa Clause" isn't real? ..... You know the song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause under neath the misle tow last night"? IT MEANS THAT YOU SAW YOUR PARENTS KISSING UNDER THE MISLE TOW BECAUSE "SANTA CLAUSE" IS REALLY YOUR PAPI!!!
    Sorry to any Santa believers.
    
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16. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    DING A DARGAN. I'M A VIKING.
    
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17. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    I'm a wittier. I do witty things. I have witty friends. I go on witty more then facebook. AHHHHH WITTY IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
    i'm cool like ice. o n im hot like fire. cont ya know? I SIZZLE!! :p
    
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18. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    "YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!"
    "OH SNAP GIRL! YES. I. DID."
    
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19. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    EvErY yEaR sAnTa cOmEs tO mY hOuSe SaYiNg "HO HO HO!" ThIs YeAr I'm GoNnA sAy "NO THE HO LIVES DOWN THE STREET! I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED US ALL THE TIME!" AnD tHeN i'Ll YelL "GOSHHHHH!" NoPlItaN dInOmItE sTyLe :)
    
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20. rider73xoxo
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    December 7, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    I THROUGH MY LATKA IN THE AIR SOME TIME SAYIN AYOOO POTATO PANCAKE!
    
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