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kelly* · 1 decade ago
hello <3 thank you for following me, you're one of my 69 followers. it means a lot to me, thank you very much. <3 xo - littledirectionerdebono i have 71 followers now, but you were one of the 69 people that followed me first.
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago
Hi love(:
In case you haven't noticed, I'M BAAAACK!
And with a new story(:
CRAYCRAY, I KNOW.
But I started writing again about a month ago and it felt weird not to be posting it and I really really missed you guys.
Now, I understand if you've moved on with your life and grew up and have decided I'm not worth your time, I'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
Buuuuuut, if by some odd chance, you still have a minute for lil old me, I would so appreciate it you were all like, 'HEY. I'LL READ YOUR STORY FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE."
Either way, I love you all forever.
Aighty, I'll leave you alone now.
But yahh, give me your opinion pwease(:
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OneDirectionJokes · 1 decade ago
Hey do you think you could possbly read my Niall Imagine?? It sounds like you like 1D so Please!!!!
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ilovemustaches830 · 1 decade ago
please don't leave i love you and your story's so much
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xxHelloLovelyxx · 1 decade ago
aw thank you so much! (:
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ricecrispy2128 · 1 decade ago
read // reply // delete
unless you're under this
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I'm in love with you, and all of your little things (;

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OperationBeautiful · 1 decade ago
Embrace who you are and don't forget to love yourself. You are amazing and beautiful.
OperationBeautiful.com
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
I love you. Lets be friends and fan girl over the vamps together Ok? Ok.
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Andrew_Was_Here · 1 decade ago
Aw thanks.. That was really nice of you :) You're really pretty by the way c:
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 1 decade ago
You're cute/
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ILikeFrogs · 1 decade ago
ALSO I LOVE THE SONG ON YOUR PROFILE OMFG
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ILikeFrogs · 1 decade ago
Dude, I love your profile and what you did to the font an stuff. Pretty sweet. Oh and btw we have the same birthday. I found that pretty cool haha idk where i'm going with this.. You're really pretty. Okay bye <3
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
hey. I love your profile.
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
Nice to know you think the same way I do :)
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
hi birthday twin
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Boo_Bear · 1 decade ago
like asdfghjkl why are you so pretty
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immawittyguy · 1 decade ago
haha thanks for the comment hunny :) <3 i checked my phone.. you're fricking naughty!! i guess i should be the blame though because i said, "text me ;)"..''

but it's okay because i still love you :) thank you for making this account! except.. the password you gave me.. i'm gunna have to change that.. :p

thank you for not making my username something like, "butterfliesandrosesarebeautiful" or something because people would think i'm... weird. :p
ANYWHOO, um, did i tell you i love you? *scrolls up* okay yes.. yes i did. okay well, i love you again!!! have a good night! it's like almost midnight for you there isn't it? no... i don't even know i love you! night :) <3
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immawittyguy · 1 decade ago
hello sexayy!!

haha just kidding :) what's up courtney? how's CT? cali's... crazy... i'm telling you now.. YOU SHOULD VISIT!! that would be amazing!! i miss you soo much! <3

text me ;)
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DistractedPenguin * · 1 decade ago
Thanks so much for the advice, i'm going to go for it!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (: && sorry that this reminder is late! I had to go somewhere and didn't get enough time to finish.
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)

Oh and I know, but in the prologue I clearly mention them going on Omegle and so, I thought there was no need to repeat myself (:
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