immawittyguy

Status: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdDPLQMkzXs <--- my friend is boobear! please watch and subcribe!! :)

Member Since: 5 Oct 2012 02:58pm

Last Seen: 31 Oct 2012 09:16pm

Birthday: August 9

Location: California

Gender: M

user id: 333270

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why hello gorgeous
Hi there.
i'm Connor. i'm 14. i'm a freshie. i'm a straight A student.. but i don't use my brain often. if you're here to flirt, please leave. i'm not going to flirt back. but, if you're here to make a friend, i'm cool with that. i'm single. i play the gutiar and sing a little. all my friends are girls and they're pretty amazing. even though there's probably more drama with girls, i'm cool with it. they're much more interesting than any other guy i've met. just because i hang out with girls, doesn't mean i'm gay. so, i'm straight. i hate fakes, judgers, and bullies. i'm here for you if you need to talk. i'm holding my hand out for all you gorgous girls. like i said, all my friends are girls, so i will probably know what you guys are going through. oh, i don't like putting pictures on this website yet because i just got on but.. if i learn to see that you guys are trustworthy, then i'll put something up. but until now, i'm not putting anything of me... i'm sorry.. :(if you want tips, ask away. have an awesome day gorgous people.

if you want to learn more about me, just ask. i'll probably give you the answer, depending on who you are and what the question is ;)

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lookie here! it's your first hacker! i'm courtney :) your best friend! (ricecrispy2128) back off bitches he's mine! just kidding :) you can have him :p well, i just wanted to say that... Connor is AMAZING. i suggest being his best friend for life. because it's worth it!
hey.. Conner.. I LOVE YOU.
DON'T TOUCH THE BUTT!
gotta love inside jokes :)
I LOVE YOUU BABY!
-the one and only... COURTNEY :)

immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Mom: *opens door and walks in*
Me: Oh hello...
Mom: *blabs on and on*
Mom: *walks away, leaving door open*
don't you hate when that happens?

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

I officially
hate her.

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC

lolsotrue: #248
I never said I hated you.
It's just... well, if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmellows.
Big difference.
lolsotrue.com
nmf/nmq

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Yes.
I am a guy.
No.
I am not 'Witty Famous'.
...we do exist.

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Normal people flirting: hey baby, you wanna go for a spin? *points at car*
Me: hey baby, do you like bananas? because i have a bunch at home *winks*
Her: *runs away awkwardly*
Me: no baby! i didn't mean it like that!

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Follow
for a follow? :)
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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I don't know how people lived without you before...
You're just too amazing.
I love you Google

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Dear Girls,
If I said you were beautiful, you wouldn't believe it.
But if i said you were ugly, you will believe it forever.
You see, the truth is, you are beautiful. You truely are.
Inside and out. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Let your inner beauty slap those ugly personalities
in the face.

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immawittyguy
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC

hi :) i'm new here. so, what's witty like?
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