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  Normally I write a lot of fiction/fantasy. I can't for the life of me start an actual normal, real life possible chain of event kind of book. It's weird how weird I happen to be :) So in other words, if you don't like things such as werewolves, vampires (and I don't mean the twilight kind, where the vampires sparkle), ghosts, and other things supernatrual, then you are most defiantly not going to like my writing. :) Yeah, that about does it. 
  1. remotelyinterested remotelyinterested
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    October 26, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Butterflies and Twisty Ties
    Candy Bags and Kady Lies
    We've All Lied Once
    But You've Lied More.
    You're a Dick
    so
    There's the Door.

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    August 6, 2011 1:34am UTC
    My Friend: What the hell are you doing?Me:I'm wittyin' it.<3*I feel like a verycorny gangster*

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    August 4, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Today's choices; Tomorrows regret's Chapte One: Mom's victory I shook my head, crossing my arms over my chest as my mother looked through my draws, like she expected to find something. I'd tell her that I wasn't that childish to hide stuff in my burrow draws, but I was already in deep sh*t, and doing so, well, I wouldn't be such a happy camper afterwards. "I can't believe you'd do this." My mother said, through sharp intakes and harsh breaths. From here I could tell her heartbeat was accelerating towards levels that, for humans would cause a heart attack, probably...at least I think, I'm not to up to date on the whole causes of human conditions. I'd dropped out of high school the minute my old lab partner reached her hand towards my eyes. Humans have such little resistance, it was unbelieveable. "It was bound to happen." I muttered, picking at the mudd on my arm My mother's head spun around, and she glared at me, "Maria Humminggood, you will take that back this minute or so help me..." Mom snarled at me. You'd think I'd told her I killed a human, she was so overreacting. "I take it back, but it doesn't make it any less true." I said and turned to look into the mirror, wondering if I looked as bad as my mother said I did. My long auburn hair was in tangles, hanging loose around my shoulders, my big gray eyes, which normally spotted enough makeup to make people not want to look at them, were makeup free, my high set cheek bones though, I couldn't say the same, since it looked like I'd put to much blush on, except this blush was black. My Black dress was torn so badly I knew no amount of spider thread would fix it, the largest tear right across my stomach. I had no hope in ever getting as thrilling a night as I'd gotten tonight. My mother slammed shut a drawer, "You could have prevented it!" She yelled at me, and turned, her eyes fierce. I didn't look away though, she'd taught me better then that. Look away, it meant you were weak. Even if this was my mother, I didn't care. She wanted to get mad at me, let her, but she could be sure I would give her hell. I shrugged, "Your point?" I asked, knowing I was acting my shoe size, which was seven, but not caring. We wtiches tended to be stubborn like that. My mother steamed, "My point is that, now that you've released your power, just let it float away-" "Not true, a dog distracted me." I said, motioning towards my cloths, but my mother didn't stop. "-not only have you made yourself to mature to quickly, but now we have to find the one thing that can fill in your weakness." My mom shook her head, grabbing at her hair. I didn't point out that she'd already yanked some out. "And that is?" I asked, leaning against the post of my four poster bed. My mother dropped her hands and looked at me, and for the first time I saw something my mother never let show. Vulnerablitly. "Your other half." She said, and I laughed, not obnoxiously, because when your a witch, which I was, your other half only meant one thing. No I did not laugh obnoxiously, I laughed hesitantly, like maybe, just maybe, my mom was joking. "Like..." I couldn't finish my words. My mother had done what she'd meant to do. She'd won. Of course she had. No matter how long I could hold her gaze, she always won these things, and I hated her for it. "Your soulmate." I watched as my mother exited my room. Leaving me, and my powers that she obviously couldn't find in the burrow, which was a nuts place to look considering it was released from my child's hold, to myself. For once, I felt hopeless. -It's a rough start, yes, but it gets better, promise :) Fav if you like

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    May 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC
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    May 22, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    And now, because of you, I have too little trust, and too much unreasonable judgment. </3

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    May 19, 2011 9:34pm UTC
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    May 19, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Today's Choices; Tomorrow's Regrets Chapter Three: Doggy Prison Jimmy sat on my suitcase as I zipped it shut, trying not to snag any of the fabric in the process. Not only would that be hazardess, but also unlike me. "I don't get why they can't just look in the records for a person who lost his magic the same day and time you did." Jimmy said, leaning forward as I tugged. "Release," I corrected him, "If we lost our powers all together there'd be no use in going through all this." I grunted as I pulled harder, "Could you lean to the side please?" Jimmy leaned to the right, and the zipper slid shut a little more, "And mom say's its so theres no confusion in how we met. It's so stupid honestly, what kind of confusion could come from meeting on purpose rather then by accident, I mean come on, I'm only going to these friggen camps to find my one and only, is that not purpseful enough?" I shook my head aggrivated and pulled harder. I agreed with my brother, the books would be such an easier street to take. But my mother had totally shot me down when I'd asked her if we could do it that way. She'd told me that if I'd wanted it done the simple way, I should have waited. I'd like to tell her where she could shove her thoughts on waiting. I hadn't had a choice. Jimmy snorted, "Mom's just being bitchey because you left a circle." "To only keep you from going to doggy prison!" I yelled, pulling the zipper only to have it completely break off. I staggered back and chucked the zipper at the mirror. He shrugged, "Mom doens't understand werewolves." He told me and I just gave him a doubtful look. "She only married one." I reminded him and he shrugged. "And she's only had one werewolf child, but-" "That should be enough!" I argued with him, shaking my head. Jimmy gave me a look, shut up, it said, "-she only understands magic, as in witch magic." "Yes, but-" "We know mom, Maria." Jimmy told me and I side, flopping onto my bed as my brother zipped my suitcase closed fully, like I couldn't. I refused to comment. "I'm gunnna miss you, kid." I muttered, rubbing my hands over my eyes. Jimmy chuckled, "Say's the witch." He replied. It was an ongoing argument of ours, that somehow werewolfs matured faster then witches and that made him older. I didn't point out that he was just now going through puberty. My mother slammed open the door, "You ready to go?" She asked, her black hair pulled up and out of her face and lying sloppily on top of her head. "Haven't you heard?" I asked, "I tend to be ready for a lot."

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    May 18, 2011 10:51pm UTC
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    May 17, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    She say'sShe say's... "I don't care." But she does.She say's... "That's okay."But she's had enough.She say's... "Me too."But that's no proof.She said... "I love you."But you said it too.

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    May 17, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    MaybeMaybe I look okay, Maybe I say I am.Maybe I look away, Because maybe I can.Maybe I cried, But maybe I didn't.Maybe you know, But I know you didn't.</3

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    May 17, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    To BadTo bad yesterday isn't an option.To bad today's the only option.To bad Tomorrow isn't in grasp.To bad we let it all pass.

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    May 16, 2011 10:42pm UTC
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    May 16, 2011 6:30am UTC
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    May 15, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    Holding It Together
    She's not just brave,
    She's scared.
    She's not just strong,
    She's dumb.
    She not only fell for you,
    She now can't get over you.

  15. remotelyinterested remotelyinterested
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    May 15, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    Chapter One - Part One *Two a.m. Cravings*
    "No dad, I don't know what smell Patricia likes." I said calmly into the phone, biting my lip in the process. I was looking from this scent to that scent, from one corny name to another corny name, in Wal Mart at two a.m. Trust me, there was plenty to choose from, really there were, but at two a.m., I could have been looking at labeled pig crap rather then air fresheners.
    "She's not making much sense..." My dad told me on the other line. I could hear muffled laughter from his side of the phone, and I could only assume it was Patricia, my step mother and also six months pregnant with twin boys. To say I was excited would not be the right way to put it.
    "Ask her what pie she likes." I offered up, leaning back against the shelves opposite of the air fresheners. My butt leaned uncomfortably into a protruding spray bottle, but I didn't move. It was two in the morning, and my eye lids were two hundred pounds, along with the rest of my body, which mine as well be handicapped at this point it was so tired.
    My dad's palm covered the receiver as he spoke to Patricia, "She said something about Jimmy Hendrix." My dad told me and I covered my face with my free hand, wondering how in the world my night could get any worse.
    "Normal pregnant people crave chocolate, or candy," I started into the phone, complaining like I normally did when my dad sent me on these nightly cravings, "But no, Patricia has to crave air freshener."
    My dad chuckled, "I'm sorry Tippy." My dad said, using the name only he called me. My name was Veronica, and had absolutely nothing to do with a nick name such as Tippy, but my balance had absolutely everything to do with it.
    "It's whatever dad." I said and pushed myself off of the shelves and the spray bottles, "I'll just grab one." I told him, and hung up before he could answer, slipping the phone into my pocket, where at least it could get some piece.
    -Show I keep going?

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