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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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sammygirl1918
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC

Instead of saying,
"Happy Birthday."
I'm going to say
"Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
thingschange_

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katastrophe09
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 9:10am UTC

click to see this quote

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doodles0013
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 3:26pm UTC

& You sir,
are very attractive.
Therefore, I will stare at you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC

Whoever invented
The "Copy and Paste"
Has saved many hours of my life.
© ThatsSoMeee

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allyoup0807
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:27pm UTC

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Lapi
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC

today,
he kissed me in the rain and
it felt so awesome..
JK.
today,
i fed my cat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Billyboy
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 5:40am UTC

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|||||| ' YOU SHOULD'VE COME WITH US ' ||||||
well, inviting me would've helped..
format by beautyinabox.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC

Saying, "Shut up! No one likes
you!" when someone points out
that you're wrong about something.

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LindseyRose
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 12:08am UTC

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Then he,
the star quarterback.
Started dating her,
the girl with leukemia.
I have never respected anyone more in my life.
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silje_x3
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC

fave if you've ever lied ;
if you don't fave you're lying. ♡

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
March 30, 2011 8:43pm UTC

My texting speed increases
A lot when I'm mad.
anyone else?(:

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princessbela97
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Imagine...
How many friends we'd have on facebook.
if all the witty girls added eachother.
♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 12:43am UTC

Give me some advice please.
...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
...Not what I meant. -_____-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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frazergirl
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC

THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC

WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
\\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
What did I do instead?
I left my computer, left Witty,
---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

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