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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 29, 2011 5:24am UTC

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson
...you and your music will always be remembered.
R.I.P <3

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 29, 2011 4:30am UTC

*ice-cream falls on friend's shirt*
Hey, I never knew your shirt ate ice-cream too.

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 29, 2011 4:14am UTC

Beyonce
...soon to be the biggest MILF.

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 29, 2011 4:04am UTC

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN #3
...when people leave without saying goodbye.

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 29, 2011 3:54am UTC

Executive Producers told Adele to lose weight.
...but she replied 'I write music for ears, not for eyes'
<3

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realitystolemyunicorn
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 3:45am UTC

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
<3

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realitystolemyunicorn
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:13pm UTC

Boy:
'Hey, make me a sandwich.'
Girl:
'Okay. Knuckle or... knuckle?'
:'D

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 26, 2011 8:49pm UTC

Needs something to do.
Fave and I'll rate your looks, perhaps?
:'D

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realitystolemyunicorn
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Dear haters,
Life's good.
You should get one.
Sincerely, me.

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 26, 2011 7:12pm UTC

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT #2
...when you don't have the ability to read in the car without getting a headache.
D:

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realitystolemyunicorn
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August 26, 2011 6:51pm UTC

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT #1
...when your bra strap falls down while you're doing sport.
D:

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