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realitystolemyunicorn

1. realitystolemyunicorn
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 12:52am UTC
   I got a new hamster
   ...but I need suggestions on what to call him.
   
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2. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 20, 2011 5:47pm UTC
   That moment of rejection
   ...when someone likes then unlikes your photo or status on Facebook.
   
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3. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 20, 2011 5:43pm UTC
   That feeling of joy
   ...when you've downloaded an app before it became paid.
   
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4. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 20, 2011 5:34pm UTC
   DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT #6
   ...when you need to take a crap, but you're at a friends house.
   
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5. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 15, 2011 2:44am UTC
   Boys
   ...and they say we're confusing.
   
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6. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 14, 2011 3:28pm UTC
   What's everyone's Tumblr?
   I follow back.
   C:
   
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7. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 14, 2011 2:26pm UTC
   Witty sisters! I need your help!
   My boyfriend has been 'sick' (playing COD more like) for four days and since then he hasn't even talk to me. AT ALL! And there's this guy who's in year 7 (I'm in year 8) that likes me. He's been really nice to me and stuff, but I would NEVER cheat on my boyfriend. I love him too much to lose him. Anyways, last night I messaged him on Facebook saying 'I miss you can we please talk?' and he responds by saying 'I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.' The year seven told me that my boyfriend said to him 'F*ck off my girl c*nt, understand? I know everything.'
   Yet, he won't even talk to me. I haven't done anything wrong. -.-
   Advice?
   
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8. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 7, 2011 2:27am UTC
   Does anyone know
   ...how to add your own background on Witty? D:
   
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9. realitystolemyunicorn
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   September 2, 2011 1:15pm UTC
   DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT #5
   ...when you have a ridiculously hot guy best friend.
   
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10. realitystolemyunicorn
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    September 2, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Apple
    ...should make an app for Witty on iPod/iPhone/iPad.
    
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11. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 31, 2011 2:48am UTC
    I'M TIRED OF #5
    ...all the let downs by all the people who mean the most to me.
    
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12. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 31, 2011 2:36am UTC
    I'M TIRED OF #4
    ...giving out chances, only to be let down.
    
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13. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 31, 2011 2:26am UTC
    I'M TIRED OF #3
    ...thinking things will different, yet they never change.
    
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14. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 31, 2011 2:22am UTC
    I'M TIRED OF #2
    ...waiting for texts that will never come back.
    
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15. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 31, 2011 2:17am UTC
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16. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 29, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Forever
    ...is only a word.
    Making it happen is another thing altogether.
    
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17. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 29, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT #4
    ...when guys have no respect for girls.
    -.-
    
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18. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 29, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Hakuna Matata
    ...means no worries for the rest of your days.
    
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19. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 29, 2011 6:30am UTC
    If you're born deaf
    ...what language do you think in?
    o.o
    
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20. realitystolemyunicorn
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    August 29, 2011 6:16am UTC
    Adele: 'Never mind I'll find, someone like you.'
    ...Adele, honey, you don't need another man like that.
    
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