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HEELLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm readwritelvr, and witty is my WORLD!!!!!!!
I love reading, writing, fantasy, and LIFE!
Hope to find Mr. Right one of these days!(=
FOLLOW<3
FAVE <3
COMMENT<3
OH, BTW... I LOVE ADELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Fave if your a
    Temple Run
    Addict
    <3 it
    :D

  2. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Women
    who
    behave
    never
    make
    HISTORY:D

  3. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    SSSSSSSNNNNNNNOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    I'M A HPPY GIRL RIGHT NOW, BROS;)

  4. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Replacement Words for Swears # 1
    Mean Girl at School: "You're, like, so ugly."
    You: "Yeah? Well, you're a... COTTON-HEADED-NINNY-MUGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    (COLLECTIVE GASP)

  5. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Sure, she's got it
    ALL,
    but baby is that really what you
    WANT?

  6. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    has anyone else noticed that girls on Witty say: I'M NOT THAT GIRL, THE POPULAR ONE...etc.,etc.. but the odd thing is-
    EVERY GIRL SAYS THAT(=
    get the hint, ladies;D

  7. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you. - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -
    Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. -
    Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend? -
    Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why? -
    Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it. -
    Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. -
    Girl:
    ...... -
    Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? -
    Girl:
    Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -
    Girl:
    Ok. -
    Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? -
    Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off? -
    Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -
    Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today... -
    Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick. -
    Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? -
    Boy:
    Yeah! and babe? -
    Girl:
    Yeah? -
    Boy:
    I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye.
    **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. -
    Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) -
    Boy:
    Wassup...you ready? -
    Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? -
    Boy:
    Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... -
    Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you? -
    Girl:
    Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. -
    Girl:
    What kind of suprise? -
    Boy:
    A big one. -
    Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. -
    Boy:
    I promise. -
    Girl:
    Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. -
    Boy:
    Ok we're here! -
    Girl:
    Where? -
    Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place! -
    Girl:
    What place? -
    Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) -
    Girl:
    Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. -
    Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off. -
    Girl:
    Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... -
    Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down) -
    Boy:
    Why are you crying? -
    Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out... -
    Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) -
    Girl:
    (tears come down faster) -
    Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! -
    Girl:
    Get up! -
    Boy:
    Yeah? -
    Girl:
    (kisses him) -
    Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no? -
    Girl:
    Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this

  8. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    If all the movies about toys being real are actually true... then I feel bad for my stuffed animals ;D<3

  9. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    (title not yet decided)
    PROLOGUE
    She sunk to the floor, her silk dress skirts crumpling around her, spilling out into a silver-blue pool, some strands of her black hair sticking to her face as the tears slithered down it. Her fan slid from her limp, clammy hand, clattering to the floor. Her hands trembled, and the lace around her cuffs did also, as if they had a heart, as if they were afraid of death as she was. To much had been done, to much had been said, to much had been sacrificed. There was nothing anyone- anyone but him- could do. The dagger sat on the silver pillow, waiting for her to- no.she couldn't, wouldn't let them make her take herself. "Come out!" She screamed it so hysterically, she scared herself. "Come out and take me, I won't do it!" Nothing. Silence. The blast, the unbelievable flash of pain was so sudden she screamed, but soon choked on the pain. Suddenly, a voice hissed in her ear, "Tulay a visa." She felt herself falling, and when she sank to the marble floor, she became aware she was gasping. Gripping at the center of the pain, she pulled the dagger from her stomach. She heard the clatter of metal against marble, heard her breathing grow shallow, and heard the sound of blood dripping to the ground. Dying in agony, she thought. I go the same way as I sent them. Quickly now, the dripping noise was fading with the light, and the last thig echoed as she faded, the words she had spoken to Kenlas all those years ago. Tulay a visa. DIE FOR HATE...
    tell me what you think, please (=

  10. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:42am UTC
    WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE
    I don't want it to be over)=

  11. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    don't you just hate it when you can remember every Adele song ever known to man, but you forgot about your WICKED IMPORTANT homework?(=

  12. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    COULD'VE HAD A
    V8(=

  13. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    DECEMBER 21, 2011 (my thoughts)- ONE YEAR TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:34am UTC
    pop tarts<3

  15. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    SILENCE! I KEEELLLL YOU!

  16. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    I know the world's ending... but I got a helmet (=
    from my cuz(;

  17. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    (sheldon drugged)
    Leonard: Tell me the secret!
    Sheldon: (in rough, "manly" voice) I'm Batman.
    ( a few lines later)
    Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
    ( notice i used CHRISTMAS colors :D)

  18. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    (Sheldon talking to Kripke, walking away)
    Well, you're a stupid-head! (pause) That is also retorical!
    (=(=(=(=(=

  19. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    (Sheldon being woken up)
    DANGER, DANGER!
    (=

  20. readwritelvr readwritelvr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    "And sometimes in life, the most real things are the ones we CAN'T see."
    THE POLAR EXPRESS
    <3

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