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raynaalealinxo

  1. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    You remind me of my chinese friend,
    " Ug Lee ".

  2. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:40am UTC
    Oxygen is wasted
    On people like you.

  3. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 5:19am UTC
    Depression is not a
    sign of weakness.
    It means you have been strong for far too long.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:56am UTC
    You are the piece of me
    I wish I didn't need!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Dying is the #1 cause of death in the world

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    just a friendly reminder that it
    took me sixteen years to understand the joke "why was six afraid of seven" and then eighteen years to learn that "seven ate nine" meant that six was jealous of seven because only he had a special relationship with nine.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    when i was in sixth grade, i "borrowed"
    a shirt of my older sisters. (she hadn't realized i took it.) i was twelve years old and didn't know any better as to what the shirt meant. the shirt said "is that a candy-cane in your pocket?" my teacher came over to me during recess and told me to put another shirt on or put a sweatshirt over it. to this day, i never understood why. until i realized. p.enis. the candy-cane was code word for p.enis.

  9. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:30am UTC
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    Catch me if you can
    Format by Breeze

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    your favorite celebrity could be
    pooping right now and you wouldn't even know it

  11. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted.
    This is what she responded with, "Well, my parents chose me. Your's are stuck woth you."

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC
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  13. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 2:13am UTC
    being so bored you start
    to pick at your mascara.

  14. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:12am UTC
    i liked you better
    when all i knew was your name. ♥

  15. nova12 nova12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:57am UTC
    NEVER SAY NEVER

  16. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:51am UTC
    we talked about our future
    like we had a clue, i never knew
    that one day i'd lose you.

  17. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:54am UTC
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  18. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    THOSE REALLY LATE NIGHT TEXTS
    where you just can't help but to confess everything.

  19. Daisy07 Daisy07
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    At School I Write More On My Hand Than I Do On Paper

  20. raynaalealinxo raynaalealinxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.
    raynaalealinxo

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