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  1. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    My sister's idea of a good inspirational quote
    #1
    The kitchen blinds were shut, my eyes were shut. My eyes opened, the kitchen blinds opened.

  2. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    ME AFTER SCHOOL
    me: I'm hungry.
    me: let's have chips and hummus.
    me: *eats*
    me: ooooh beef stew!
    me: *eats*
    me: ASDFGHJKL Cadbury Mini Eggs from last Easter!
    me: *eats half of bag*
    me: thirstyyyyy
    me: glass of milk.
    me: *drinks*
    me:
    my house:
    obama:
    regina george:
    harry potter:
    me:
    me: what?

  3. DaveManCheese DaveManCheese
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Wait a minute... Nothing's happening

  4. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    My Ex?
    We're not friends...
    & we're not enemies,
    we're just strangers with some memories.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. consideritdone551 consideritdone551
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i don't understand why people think
    it's such a surprise when people lose it
    everyone gives signs
    i have said i am not okay
    but no one ever decides to do anything about it
    i have anger management issues, i said
    i think i'm bipolar, i said
    but no one said anything back
    (i'm afraid of myself)

  7. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
    single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
    Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
    The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
    to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
    sure we'll be able to work something out."
    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
    the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
    Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
    public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
    the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
    Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
    you'll have to get in line for that, too."
    I thought this was funny. Enjoy!
    =)

  8. wittysoftball3 wittysoftball3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    whenever you guys see this format, you should credit me or you know put nmf
    please fav if you will

  9. SheIsThatGirl SheIsThatGirl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    “Don’t say you don’t have enough time.
    You have exactly the same number of hours per
    day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur,
    Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci,
    Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

  10. dallasgrace52 dallasgrace52
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Me: Do you like Harry Potter?
    Friend: No.
    Me: You filthy Muggle get out of here.
    Friend: Whaaat?
    Me: No. I dont associate with nasy muggles.

  11. HerMoves HerMoves
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Sometimes you have to kick your pride aside and do what’s right for you.

  12. bluehoodiesbabe bluehoodiesbabe
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    I worked so hard on that paper, and I was really proud of it too. And I got a B-... I don't know where I went wrong.

  13. trytounderstandme143 trytounderstandme143
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    How when your gone and everyone suddenly misses you..

  14. Felicity13Wallace Felicity13Wallace
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    1.am i single? yup
    2.have i been cheated on? No
    3.do i miss my last relationship? No way
    4.who has my heart? Harry Styles and Niall Horan
    5.jealous type? Maybe
    6.ex i'd take back? Nope
    7.someone cute that liked this? I don't know
    8.someone i miss? Kaeden
    9.someone i hate? I dont' hate anyone but I dislike Taylor Swift
    10.girl best friend? Mikayla and Bailey Weister
    11.crushing on someone? Yes, two famous and one from school
    12.what am i afraid of? rejection
    13.ever changed clothes in a car? Yes
    14.somene i love? Niall, Harry, Liam, Louis, Zayn... Ed, Andy, Austin...
    15. eye color? Brown
    16.do i believe in love? Yes.
    17.something random? They're magically delicious
    18.favorite food? brussel sprouts
    19.guy best friend? Coy
    20.ever had my heart broken? Yes
    21.hair color? dark brown
    22.are you in love with someone? Yes
    23.favorite color? Purple
    24.favorite sport? basketball
    25.favorite hobby? singing and writing

  15. wittysoftball3 wittysoftball3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    *Disney a few years ago*
    if you guys don't stop complaining about hannah montana not being over yet we will curse you with even worse shows
    *us now*
    We want hannah back!

  16. ritzbitz8249 ritzbitz8249
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    What if i fall in love with you?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. rawrcookiemonsterXx rawrcookiemonsterXx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    If Someone
    Changes
    ♥ Trust Me, is because of LOVE ♥

  19. rawrcookiemonsterXx rawrcookiemonsterXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    When I was little I was scared of shadows,
    A n d n o w I r e a l i z e t h a t t h e g i r l s
    f r o m m y s c h o o l a r e
    e v e n w o r s e.

  20. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when you post a quote and get a few likes, but then someone else posts the same thing right after you posted it and gets hundereds of likes...

:)

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