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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 1:17am UTC
    pretending to look for
    your homework when you know you didn't do it.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    turn on the shower, lock the door
    curl up on the tiles and c r y once more
    breath in the steam, muffle the sounds,
    and no one will know that you're breaking down.

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    1+1=3
    IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CONDOM

  5. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    i'd likE mornings better
    if my mornings started with you. ♥

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    I don't know my friends address
    But i know exactly where they live.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    awkward eye contact with
    your crush.♥

  10. HannahxD HannahxD
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Is it just me or . . .
    When a boy wears a hat
    he automatically
    becomes x849854905849589 sexier ?
    ;D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:21am UTC
    I think we would
    make a cute couple
    Just saying..

  13. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    & you sir, you're very attractive
    therefore, i will stare at you

  14. NeonRocker707 NeonRocker707
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:39am UTC
    °♥Thê Þøιïçè årë lõökïηg ƒôr â süspèct dësçrîþëd ãs sêxÿ, ƒûñηÿ, äηd grëå† ïη þèd.Yôür üglý åzz ïs sâƒë, βü† ωhêrë shõûld Ï hîdë¿♥°

  15. Jean2291 Jean2291
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:55am UTC
    I love when people I don't know...make me
    *smile*

  16. xXxHotPantsxXx xXxHotPantsxXx
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:54am UTC
    He offered me a cigarette, I took it.
    I didn't smoke it.
    I just pressed the tip of it to my stomach and loved the burn.

  17. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
    not my format.

  18. sassycassie123 sassycassie123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    At a wedding,
    The preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.
    The bartender was almost trampled to death.

  19. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    If I straightup told you I like you..
    what would you say to me?

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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