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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    when writing the story
    of your li fe , dont let
    anyone else hold the pen.

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Be yourself ,
    the rest will fall into place .


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Your 10 you have a laptop,ipod, and blackberry when i was 10 i had pokemon cards

  5. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Organic Life Forms: *Speaks*
    Me: Can you not?

  6. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    me: don't you ever lie to your mom?
    my friend: sure i did, once but then she found out
    my friend: oh but i still lie to her all the time
    my friend: she asks- did you eat the chocolate?
    my friend: and i say- no

  7. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Please read! Really sad true story.. Worth it!!
    On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to the stores to buy the remaining gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself. It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go.
    Christmas is really getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it... Nonetheless, I made my way to the toys section. Once I was there, I started to curse at the prices as I wonder if all kids really play with such expensive toys.
    While looking in the toys section, I noticed a small boy of about five years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked very sad. I wondered who he wanted to give the doll to. The little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said, “Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?”
    The old lady replied, “You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.” Following that, she asked him to stay put for five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hands. Finally, I walked towards him and asked him who he wanted to give the doll to.
    “It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.”
    I told him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all and not to worry. However, he replied sadly, “No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there.” His eyes looked so sad while saying this.
    “My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy said that Mommy will also join God very soon so I thought that she can bring the doll with her to give it to my sister.” My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said, “I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come back from the store."
    Not mine, But I love it

  8. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Like If Your D!ck Glows In The Dark.

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    "Ugly girls are like unicorns they don't exist."
    Hahaha you're so desperate for the V you're going to start lying. Which one is the lie you wonder? That's for me to know, and you not to know. Let's just say the unicorn beside me agrees.

  10. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 7:23am UTC
    May 1st
    The date you couldnt hold on till,
    A date where things could have maybe got better for you.
    But you wont know and neither will anyone else.
    All we can do is hope that wherever you may be you are happy.
    Rest Easy Olivia
    Olivia Penpraze 02/02/93 - 03/04/12
    nmq

  11. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Even on the best days,
    her razor called


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. GraySkyes GraySkyes
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    My thighs can feed a small family for 10 weeks

  14. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    *talking to parents*
    me: ok i'm going to bed now
    *lies in bed for next 2 hours on my phone*

  15. slave_to_the_hype slave_to_the_hype
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    "you're f/cking ugly"
    No, me and ugly are just friends, we are not f/cking.

  16. .* .*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Person: Whats your favourite season?
    Me: Depends on the show.

  17. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 10:47am UTC
    Normal people: thats nice graffiti
    Me: how the hell did they get that up there

  18. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    Plot twist:
    Flo from Progressive is dating Jake from State Farm.

  19. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    'I'm ugly'
    Yeah that's why you have an album,
    titled 'ME' with 29473053 photos in it.

  20. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Please don't tell me I'm the only one who is obsessed with The Walking Dead
    ... And Norman Reedus

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