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Baseballisme
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August 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC

WITTIANS.
On Septemper 5th let's all put a big W on our hands to see who else is a wittian.
Pass on the news.

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stay_strong819
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September 4, 2012 4:31pm UTC

I actually thought that you liked me.
I thought you were different.
Turns out that you were like every other douchbag.
I can't belive I fell for you.
I hate getting played.

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bye*
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September 4, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Some guys might as well
tape a sign on their forehead that says, "I'm a douche."

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horsechick818
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September 2, 2012 8:57am UTC

There were two kids in my 7th grade class.
~Romeo and Juliet ~
At first, i think they went out because of their names.
Juliets mother never let them go "out" because she was too young to date.
So he said "i'll still see you in school everyday"
But they feel in love.
It's 8th grade now.
A few weeks ago, Juliet was killed in a car accident with her dad.
Now, Romeo is on suicide watch.
I can't tell if this is sad or ironic.
true story.

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Iluvudaniella
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September 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC

A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.

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jadeyp33

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September 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC

LIKE if you HATE it when someone asks you "Guess What??" and you ask "What?"
and they say "NEVER MIND"
Biggest pet peeve

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KristinaBrunicardi
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September 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC

a strong woman is someone who smiles this morning like she wasn't crying last night.
♥

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KatieeLovesYouu
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August 27, 2012 11:17am UTC

Baby are you jealous?
No.
Baby are you jealous?
No.
Baby are you jealous?
I said no!
Can I get a kiss?
GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY SLUUT THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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