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jadeyp33

1. jadeyp33
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 11:02pm UTC
   WORST LUCK IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
   So i got into an accident three weeks ago and had to go to the emergency room..a week later my computer crashes THE DAY before i start college and all of my classes are online.. another week later right after i picked my computer up from being fixed i go to at&t to get the new upgrade and got there at 11am with a working phone and left at 5:30pm with a broken phone that wouldn't start...they told me sorry they broke my phone and didn't know how to fix it. Cool.
   
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2. jadeyp33
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   Me: *started making quotes about three days ago*
   Me: YAY!!!! i just got 42 likes on my quote!! :D
   MY younger sister: I just hit 65...
   Me:
   Her:*huge smile on her face*
   Me:
   Her:*Even bigger smile on her face*
   Me: I really hate you right now.
   
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3. jadeyp33
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   That AWWARD moment when your 7th grade Math teacher is wearing white pants and starts her period in the middle of class.
   True story!
   
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4. jadeyp33
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   LIKE if you HATE it when someone asks you "Guess What??" and you ask "What?"
   and they say "NEVER MIND"
   Biggest pet peeve
   
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5. jadeyp33
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   September 2, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   Everyone is beautiful to Someone!
   Everyone has different taste.
   
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6. jadeyp33
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   September 2, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   hello bottom of the stairs
   Meet my face
   
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7. jadeyp33
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   September 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   That AWKWARD moment when your on the couch with your boyfriend watching a movie and your dog comes up and starts hu/mping his leg
   
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8. jadeyp33
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   Just because it's on the internet doesn't always mean that its true.
   -Abraham Lincoln
   
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9. jadeyp33
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   September 2, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   Me:* at McDonalds drive thru ordering 2 cokes and a Dr. Pepper*
   Me: Yeah...Which ones the Dr. Pepper??
   Girl at window: The dark one
   Me:.....
   Girl:....
   Me:.....
   Girl:.....
   Me:Um..Okay bye!
   True story!!
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. jadeyp33
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:11am UTC
    THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
    So you know those stories about little kids who just plop down on a toilet out for display in the middle of stores??? Ya well I was one of them and it didn't just end there. I used to strip completely naked when i went to the bathroom, and my mom just walked off saying she didn't know me. Thanks mom.
    
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